why oh why

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Salam. Allah sends Adam and then Hawa (Eve). From there man population grows. In China alone ..GOD gives a billion people. So does India. God gives another billion. In Malaysia, we just contribute 30 million including 2 million illegal immigrants. But surprisingly ..the malay faces here look much more towards indian and chinese. So malay could be a mixture of indians and chinese. Thats why malaysia is malay sees india apek. Simple? ______ Thats not the main point of this writing. What i want to say is..Allah sends man, woman nicely. Soon the children came. Then when the parents aged gracefully, here comes the grand children. From the blessing of Allah, he puts into us the feelings of love. The parents forego rest n comfort to see their children grow. Then they let the children go one after the other in the name of marriage n amanah. We love them so much. Some parents wake up so early as rubber tappers and some go out to sea. Why? We want to give our children food, shelter n education. Some parents sold their lives to see them through from young to this time as a parent ourselves. All this is happening in front of our eyes. No bobody can ďeny there is love from the parents. I saw a parent forego food just to register their son in this university. When they went home to kelantan again, they purposely miss the dinner. Why? Their love was to provide extra money for their only son. Their sacrifice comes naturally. But allah loves his creation called man 70 times more than that parents love forgoing food for the sake of their son in a new university.(Raiwind, 1976) just wondering..why Allah has created hell ..when He loves us so much 70 degrees more than that nice parent. I think man should be sent to the heaven then. But Allah has sent prophets/ messengers one after the other ..Prophet Moses a.s. , Prophet Isa a.s and the last was Prophet Muhammad s.a.w. they warned us of hell from our wrong doings and they motivated us to do good deeds to enter heaven. Alas..many men were deaf, blind and ..foolish so if we were sent to hell .. we deserved hell because we missed solat one after the other. We cheated our friends, business partners, our neighbours, our tongues freely back biting our loved ones and many more wrong doings. These are put in the Holy Quran and Al Hadiths. Aghh..who led us there..syaitan, iblis, carnal desire and sheer laziness. Let us think that just a moment and do something positive for life is too short young men/ women. Tq. Fikirlah. Wallahu aklam bs sawabb

Berzikir sedikit

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salam Waktu pagi ...elok kita berzikir seperti membaca Al Quraan, menyebut subhanallah, alhamdulilah dan allahhu Akbar. 2) Tapi zikir juga ..meliputi skop ..ruangan .. kalau kita ingat kerja kita di sekolah, opis, university, kilang, industry dan .. tempat kita mencari rezeki untuk membangunkan anak anak bini kita secara sedari ataupun tidak. Bukankah begitu brothers? 3) ada org asyik berzikir .. sahaja .. dan lupa .. pelajar pelajar mereka di sekolah. After kuliah ..mereka hilang entah ke mana. Aduhai? janganlah begitu. Kasihan pelajar pelajar itu. mereka dtg dari jauh .. ada yg datang dari padang pasir, kebun-kebun subur dgn buah tamar, ada yg datang dari pantai lautan petroleum ..nak mencari ilmu dari kita sedikit sebanyak. Inilah peluang terbaik .. kita berkhidmat terbaik punya dan ..jgn lupa sebutkan zikirullah seperti subhana llah itu banyak banyak. Mana tahu ..budak budak arab ini .. satu hari nanti akan ..menggunakan ilmu kita ..untuk mencari rezeki di seluruh muka bumi tuhan yg esa. subhana llah. 4) kita ucapkan zikir alhamdulilah ..kerana tuhan kurniakan kita kesihatan yg baik. Kita masih mampu berdiri di depan pelajar pelajar 2 - 4 jam sehari .. kita boleh control kencing ... semua ini nikmat dari Allah pencipta tubuh badan dan akal kita. Kita ucapkan alhamdulilah ..kerana otak kita masih boleh berfikir ..dgn baik. 2+4 = 6 ; 6/3 = 2; kalau otak kita KO ..sudah tentu kita akan kehilangan jawatan serta merta. See? how Allah has bless us with so many nikmat (good opportunities). pertama ..kesihatan baik; kedua otak yg baik ketiga .. tenaga masih ada untuk berdiri di depan mata pelajar pelajar kita dari seluruh dunia semua ini nikmat ..tahu? Kita berziikir astaghfirullah ..kerana kita kadang kadang lupa .. tak tanda kerja pelajar pelajar kita. dah berabuk .. assignments atas lantai opis kita. Ayuh ..kita buat sesuatu dgn segera sebelum kita tiba tiba mati ..disambar petir, terkena current letrik di bawah meja opis kita atau kita terlekat tulang ikan terbok .. aduhai .. mati itu akan datang bila bila masa abang .. tahu tak ? Dalam akhbar .. orang mati kerana kemalangan. Aghhh mcm mcm ada. Ayuh .. jgn lalai lagi. Kita buat terbaik untuk family kita dan pelajar pelajar kita. then we can sebut subhanallah/ alhamdulilah / allhu hu Akbar banyak banyak secara berlagu alunan padang pasir atau padang minyak PETRONAS. ikut selera andalah. Sekian. wallhu aklam bis sawab..

projek stats kita?

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Salam. Seronok membaca laporan projek projek statistik dari pelajar pelajar saya di fakulti fsktm, uthm johor. Ada DUA sebab mengapa rasa begitu. Pertama, mereka mendapat data dari 'semua' pihak di sekitar bandar bandar besar johor ini. Tak sangka pihak berwajib terutamanya pihak sekolah sekolah (PENGETUA, PK1, PK2) sanggup memberi kerjasama dengan pelajar ijazah tahun 1 ini dgn membekalkan data keputusan peperiksaan PMR/SPM/STPM 2010 dan 2011. Sebagai pensyarah utama..di ruangan terhad ini saya ingin mengucapkan TK dan syabas setinggi tingginya kepada kalian semua. Buku buku banyak ditulis oleh professor professor luar Negara kerana mereka dibekalkan data ..untuk huraian dan analisa selanjutnya. Tak percaya .. jemputlah datang ke Perpustakaan Tunku Aminah UTHM ini. Perkara kedua dgn bantuan tutor tutor muda , pelajar ini belajar pakej spss secara tekun, tabah dan berjaya. Melalui projek ini, mereka dapat bergaul tanpa segan silu ..mencari data, install SPSS ..bina borang kaji selidik , interview, kutip data dan proseskan semua data menggunakan spss. Sekarang mereka dah melalui saat saat suka duka berjumpa org org penting bagi maksud ..mencapai objektif projek tersebut. Kami sediakan 35- 40 tajuk yg berbeza bagi maksud projek STATS ini. Rasa rasa berbaloi mengajar mereka subjek stats .information .technology. ini. Alhamdulilah..mereka dpt bergaul dgn berbagai bagai kaum ..dan dgn itu ..membuktikan kita masih mendukung Prinsip-prinsip rukun negara. Siapa kata system pendidikan Malaysia gagal? He...he.. kalau tak diuji ketahanan mental dan rohani pelajar dengan projek projek ini ..mungkin kita akan pandang negative kemampuan yg sudah tersedia ada dalam pelajar pelajar Malaysia ini. O yes ..mereka kena present report dan present Power Point. See? the depth and the breadth of their abilities when the challenge is posed to them. Harap harap nanti kita mampu menulis paper untuk jurnal berimpak tinggi selepas ini. Insya allah. Tahniah kpd semua Dekan, Timb Dekan dan KJ KJ yg membantu dan semua warga university tercinta ini. Alhamdulilah. kalau tak dipecahkan ruyung ...manakan kita dapat sagunya. wallahu aklam bis sawab

hidup biar ada skema bang?

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Salam. Hidup kena skema sedikit. Baru ada hasilnya. Tetapi sekarang orang ramai tak suka istilah skema ini. Sebelum saya gi jauh menulis itu ini , apakah makna sebenar skema ini? Skema ialah berperaturan ikut nilai standard. Org islam skemanya dtg dari kehidupan terulung Nabi Muhammad s.a.w sedangkan dlm dunia peperiksaan spm, stpm, stam, diploma dan ijazah ..skema ialah satu set pemarkahan. Ada jawapan pendek jika ikut skema ..jawapan itu membawa markah yg tinggi sedangkan ada jawapan pnjg tetapi tidak mengikuti skema pemarkahan ..usaha itu sia sia belaka. Dalam dunia penerbangan ada skemanya tersendiri. Pilot tak ikut skema ..nanti satu dunia tak akan berjaya mencari kita dan membawa kita pulang ke kpg asal kita. Kehidupan rumah tangga pun ada skema. Kalau isteri uzur, si suami kena ikut skema. Biology kata no entry. Jika lawan juga..berkali kali ..nanti doktor kata ..dont worry , it will drop to the floor any minute now. Oleh itu ikutlah skema adik dan abang. Tak ikut skema ..susah nanti kita semua. Hormatilah skema tuhan. Why? Hidup ini sementara, akhirat kekal abadi. Jgn ikut iblis, syaitan, nafsu jahat tu. Berbahaya. SIrim is qualiti. Organisasi yg ikjt sirim..depa dpt I S O 2011. Produk ISO semua org respect. Itu skema lah. Penulis memberi input ini kerana tanggungjawab dan amanah kpd tuhan. Setiap ayat yg ditaip ikut skema pencipta 7 petala langit dan 7 petala bumi. Baru sukses insya allah. Wasallam Allah serba tahu.

penat penat penat gila ni

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Salam How do you feel when you are just very tired physically and mentally? You can do three things. Really? Firstly, you can quit the work/ job. So easy ..man. This step ... will cause more shooting, cursing and hardships at home because as man ..you are always the bread winner ..come shine or rain .. man. Secondly, you can see the doctor and get some advice from him/ her. Most probably, he will tell you to rest , rest and rest while taking his prescriptions like vitamins and paracetemol ( to ease your pain at the neck, arms etc etc). Thirdly, take a holiday and ..just forget your job for a while. Simple right? ------------- I think all those steps are just brilliant in theory I mean. But I take a mixture of everything plus taking more fruits called pineapples, oranges, mangoes and papaya. Talk with simpler people like those 'waks' at the mamak shops could really help. By interacting with simpler people , your problem could be simplified and got factored to some degrees. Try ? Why not the professor(s)? O no .. these are more problem people. Stay away from them please. For goodness sake. They just give 1001 great suggestions .. but the next minute .. they are laughing at you all the way. Believe me. In this part of the world, our stories past to the other people within minutes. Yes ..by the professors. They analysed many things , suggest many things, recommend this and that , and .. soon our story will be a hot issue in the coffee shop. O yes .. the stories can be put in many forms/ perspectives etc etc. (ha..ha..) So in conclusion , .. now I better spend some time washing my clothes manually and try to smile more while taking the good air from those water with created by more and more BREEZE bubbles getting into your nostrils. He..he.. Life is not that difficult after all. Don't kill yourself ..plz. Just wash your clothes from item #1 to item #n. Do it slowly. Wallahu aklam bis sawab.

Mr West ...

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Salam When we were abroad, small things meant big things for us. I remembered very well .. one day I went to Polytechnic Hatfield , London for an interview to continue my studies in BSC Mathematics and Computer Science in 1976/77. They asked me many questions including the scholarships. 2) I thought I had handled well all the questions. The letter of acceptance came next week after that. But .. the thing I remembered most was . on my way to the railway station ..I was walking from the campus towards to the station ..it was quite a distance .. walk walk walk I did ...suddenly ..a car stopped. Oh it was ..my interviewer that day ... he said '..common ..george ..pop in (masuklah).. of course I jumped into the car ..Rover .. then we talked quite a lot. Mr West .. said many nice things about \mlaaysian students.. we stopped .. somewhere to have a hot coffee .. and then ..off \i got off and jumped into the train to my hostel in Stamford Bridge London ..." What I am trying to say is .. small things by the locals .. have a big bearing on my opinions about the \british \education. \\i always recommend this type of education to the others. I mean .. I am the promoter to their education system knowingly or unknowingly. TQ. wasallam

The word Sorry Sir

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Salam As teachers we are often asked to give some forms of pardon or apology etc etc for some misconduct of our students. Such misconduct could be in the form like: late comers, late sending of assignments and many more. 2) Some lecturers pardoned them on the spot but some gave harsh words directly on the faces. Whatever way .. I hope the teacher/ lecturer/ professor do manage to live well in this age where most parents are out working under the sun. Many decades ago, most mothers stayed at home. Thus they have the time to train their children with manners and politeness in speaking to the eldest and their teachers. Nowadays, it is quite rare that .. the students realised they have committed an error such as .. making noise in the hall, laboratory, and many more places. This type of misconduct actually come from their own homes. To be safe, take care ..you teachers out there. Some teachers disciplined their students and consequently their cars got scratched, painted red and many got many sorts of harrashments/ harms coming from the community. Till then good bye. Wallahu aklam bis sawab. p/s: have you seen this movie "to sir with love"?

Malay word for stupid is ..

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Salam. There are many nice words in the Malay Language. Examples of nice words are sorry maaf. I come late. Next is comelmu ..which means so nice of you. These words can attract us to live together in three big races in Malaysia. But after those nice words, man can use many bad words like bodoh (stupid ) and gilo ( mad). Bad words can break our hearts. Examples after making so nice lunch ..here comes a daddy who works as a policeman. Of course all people knows police take care of the towns around us. But being tired did not give you the right to say bad things to your wife. Examples bodoh punya pompuan. Masak pun tak pandai. The literal translation is ..stupid you minah .. you can't even cooked a simple food.

Of course..the lady is very angry. Not only they fought using bad words..between husband and wife ..but sometimes batu lesung/ rocket from the kitchen can hit at some one's face. If that happen, the biggest chance is someone will break somebody's nose or face. Next, more problem will come. Such as divorce and killing. See? There is a malay proverb which says terlajak perahu can go a u-turn but terlajak kata buruk padahnya. so i call myself and my dear readers ..please be considerate with our partners, friends and .. those who love you. Wallahu aklam bis sawab.

The benefit of making friends ..

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Salam We like friends because of few important reasons. First , we can share many stories. Example: Man United lost to Man City. He..he.. Second, we can discuss our mathematics and statistics at this undergraduate level. What we know , we teach others and what we do not know ..we can ask around. FOC! Third, we can know each other's culture and background. We are unfortunate lot if we cannot share - talking about one's opinion about religion, ethics, culture and politics of our friend's country. Fourth , if we are sick ..we can expect some help from our friends. If he can drive, he can send us to the nearest clinic asap. See? Finally, if our friends have nice sisters ..may be we can be his future/ potential brother-in-law. What say you? He..he... I think that is an essay about friends. Nice friends I mean. Till then Good Bye Habib.

respect , respect and respect

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Salam. Kita suka berkawan. Ada yg suka berkawan dgn org org kampung sendiri, geng kelate jah dan ada jugak yg suka berkawan dgn org asing (lain suku sakatnya). Dari proses kawan dan berkawan kita memperolehi banyak faedah kehidupan. Contoh meningkatkan lagi tahap keyakinan berbahasa inggeris dan arabic/ urdu/ tamil penulis. Saya suka berkawan dgn pelajar luar negara. Mengapa? dari situ kita boleh mengenali cara mereka belajar di sini dan tahap kesungguhan mereka belajar matematik/ statistik dari penulis. Kita dapat membina rapport antarabangsa melalui body language, programming language and internet technology. Melalui perkongsian saya dapat melihat web web menarik dari negara pelajar pelajar ini. 2) kalau suka , kita jemput mereka makan di rumah. Kadang-kadang mereka dtg dgn isteri dan anak anak mereka. Dengan pakaian isteri mereka yg berbagai warna warni ini memberi sedikit perspektif berkenaan budaya dan adat resam org luar kpd anak bini penulis. Salah satu ialah .. kenapa mereka memakai hijab (tutup wajah 80%) sedangkan org org melayu pompuan (sesetengahnya) gemar berseluar tetapi cukup canggih bertudung Fareeda dan sopan. He..he.. 3) Esoknya ..sudah tentu dtg response pertama ..why your wife/ children say this and that? please senyum bila dgr feedback ini. Bagus feedback ini ..boleh memberi dakwah secara tidak langsung kpd isteri dan anak anak penulis sendiri. Sekurang-kurangnya mereka sedar itu dan ini berkenaan dgn pemakaian dan pemakanan stail malaysia (bukan islam 100%) kerana kita bergantung 80% kpd makanan yg mana bangsa-bangsa lain yg membekalkannya di pasaran. Org melayu cukup baik ... ada yg memberi anak perempuan kat orang lain dan ada yg sanggup makan dan percaya 100% status halal industri bangsa asing dari malaysia. 4) Semalam saya meraikan pelajar yg baru selesai PhDnya di Istana Yemen , Batu Pahat. Mhal sedikit makanan di sini tetapi tak apalah .. saya dapat 1 ilmu darinya. I respect 3 things "...first my parents, my mother and my teachers/ lecturers". Why? 3 things .. first ..if we respect our parents .. more blessings come into our life. We must respect our mum because her doa/ prayers is very powerful and finally we respect the knowledge of our teachers / lecturers and professors who managed to write at least a book in their life time. They had simplified many things regarding many kinds of knowledge for us to learn and relearn. Don't put any book or papers on the floor. We have to respect what is written by them there (on the book@papers) because it comes from the brains of the people. Because of brain ..we are the best creation of Allah Taala. see? With their guidance, I got my Ph.D." Barakkahlahhhh ..Qudda hafiz Habib Shah. Pakistan walla. Sekian. Saya senyum puas kerana pagi ini ..saya dihadiahkan cucu pompuan pertama dari Nilai, N9. Alhamdulilah.

pikir pikirlah wahai insan mulia

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Salam. Kuasa fikir meĺahirkan apa yg difikirkan secara serious atau tidak? contoh tersangatlah banyak. satu. Org bujang fikir nak khawin..lama lama khawinlah dia. dua. Org tua fikir nak pergi haji ..tak lama dia dpt gelaran haji dan hajjah. ketiga, suami isteri fikir pasal anak ..syukur lama lama tuhan kurniakan mereka anak 1,2,3 dan ramai lagi. keempat, guru besar fikir prestasi upsr 2014..dgn berkat fikir n tenaga padu semua warga pibg n pelajar ..sekolah itu muncul terbilang dlm keputusan upsr kelak. oleh itu ..besar impak kpd manusia global kalau ada pikir dlm kalangan org irg islam. jika semua mukmin mukminat pikir habis habis pasal agama rasulullah ..sudah tentu ramai org di dunia ini akan dpt hidayah. tetapi syaitan dan iblis cukup pandai. Mereka selewengkañ kuasa fikir org org kita. contoh. Sekarang sibuk org pompuan pakai lawa lawa tudung bertingkat tingkat. Tiap tiap mlm pikir pasal tudung .maka tudung cukup laku seluruh negara. Sepatutnya mereka fikir jauh dari pakai tudung ..tutup aurat dan lantas perbanyakkan amalan amalan agama dan dakwah. Kaum wanita patut dididik bercakap pasal pikir agama bukan hanya bercakap pasal tudung bawal dan lain lain lagi. Sekarang tudung ditekankan ..tetapi gadis gadus pakai serba ketat dan menjolok mata. Dua kali pandang..mcm atlet sukan olimpik negro dari amerika. Pakaian ketat menampakkan mcm mcm tetapi tetap bertudung. Ini trick besar syaitan bin iblis bin neraka nau zubillah. Ramai tertipu. contoh kedua. Buat umrah . Pikir umrah tetapi ..ada niat melawat tempat lain selain dari Mekah dan Madinah. Oleh itu trick syaitan ..umat islam tua ..bersungguh sungguh nak gi umrah ..dan pahala umrah sahajalah yg mereka dapat. Jika dipikir sungguh sungguh..dari berjakan melawat masjid masjid dalam zaman purba dgn video camera dan banyak lg tools i.c.t. ..kita gunakan masa itu belajar cara berdakwah kpd anak bini dan jiran ..alangkah bagusnya. Saya nak tulis bnyk lagi. Tetapi cukuplah setakat ini. Diharapkan..ada insan yg sudi memanjangkan buah fikiran saya ini ke tahap tinggi sesuai dgn title kita umat berdakwah mcm para para nabi. Sesaat kita pikir pasal agama, ini lebih mulia dari beramal di waktu mlm ..sembahyang tahajud di tengah tengah mlm. Pada waktu lailatul qadar di depan kaabah. Rujukan. Hafiz Patel Dewsbury 1980. sekian. Mohon maaf.

simple life, anybody?

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Salam. As a human being it is good to live as simply as possible. By doing so we save ourselves from 1000 kinds of worry. As a student we must know the purpose of our going to a university. So we put our lives according to that particular purpose. Let us say our lecture begins at 800am sharp. To catch that time, we must make sure we have enough sleep that night and we wake up a bit earlier. We give some time to take breakfast and catch the bus. That is theory. But practically the above was not done by some students. They slept late, they woke up a bit late and of course some skipped the breakfast. They entered the lecture halls a bit late and of course they missed the introductory part of the lecture. With an empty stomach and sleepy eyes , there is a possibility they understand little what is going on in the hall. Subjects like programming n computer architecture needs a strong mind to digest the theories. Right? 50 years back, traditional doctors advise man to take breakfast. But now, new doctors introduced a new style called ' taking brunch'. Some take powdered milk, they shake some chemicals and swallow the liquid instead of taking proper food like toasted breads, egg, some oranges and a cup of hot coffee. By doing so, we hear modern illnesses such as cancer, heart attack, and many more. This is because we lead a hurried life. Why? We lack sleep. We lack rest. We did not plan well with the most expensive machine called our own physical body. We saw some students with diabetes, obese and many more man problem. To live happily and safe, let us revise the purpose of us going to the university. We eat well and go for the jogging plz. Thus we have a better mind to focus in the classrooms, tests and examinations. Let us change our lives, shall we?

a smile a day , bp goes away

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Salam BP = blood pressure All employees are working hard today. We have our target to achieve. Some hits the target but most do not. As a result, our direct bosses are not that happy with us any more. So our bp goes up once in a while. 2) When we go home, some times the house is in order and sometimes the condition of the house is so terrible. If we think about it seriously, our bp goes up more and more. O yes.. no water in the bathroom! 3) in the kitchen, we try to fry some fishes. No oil! more bp problem. So we try to go to the nearest mamak iskandar sundry shop. You know what? no petrol in the tank. We are so furious .. so bp goes up this time round. if this problem do occur each day, soon our bp is 30* avg(bp). In one year 12*30* avg(bp). In 30 years can you compute the accumulated total of your bp? so there is no surprise .. many of us ..fall flat in the office because our hearts are completely burnt out. We left our family behind. to counter that .. it is good to smile to our self first. Then our spouse and our beloved children. If we smile more, this will somehow lower the bp (masyallah). Unknowingly others will smile at us too. Imagine our bosses are smiling at us all the time 24/7. Soon , we don't have to worry about Prudential etc etc . More over, why are we so serious with our jobs? if we are in the selling business, the more we work .. the boss is getting richer and richer you know and not us. So think .. it is high time to smile to our own self. Be kind to your own self plz. TQ. wasallam

big, bigger , biggest

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Salam. My ex-teachers used to tell me this ' Think big young man'. So I flew abroad to study. My motivator .. Amway bisness advise me ' .. think much bigger than the monthly pay// you will never get rich working for others .. you know?'. So I worked hard with the bisness plan. My supervisor Masters and Ph.D used to say '.. what you did will never be the biggest contribution to the body of knowledge ..' So in the end .. i am quite confuse .. how to measure this word ..big, bigger and the biggest. Last few weeks .. the world witness the biggest search for an air craft in the Indian Ocean. With all the latest technology .. of course they found nothing yet. You know why? 2) I think .. the aircraft is hidden somewhere else not in the ocean. why? 3) My shifu Colonel Amiruudin from California A FATIHAH- ( a tablighi - in Michigan, USA, 1976) .. used to say in a big bayan... men are fools because .. they searched the jungles when the lost item is in the river next door to their homes. That is why .. the snakeman can play the music 24/7 .. and the snake came out handsomely anytime .. because the man is wasting none of his effort to find the snake, 4 the snake is in the basket! Simple! Think about it my dear .. Wallahu aklam bis sawabbb.

nice, nicer , nicest

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Salam. Writing is an art. By writing we are expressing our ideas about something. If you are a government servant it is better to be careful when putting your ideas across to the public. There are 3 golden rules. first write something good for others to read. Example..malaysia is famous for tropical fruits like mangoes and bananas. If you write in English, you have a bigger audience. Say half of the world can read n understand your writing. so my advise is ..be careful with your grammar and spelling. Second point is we must be responsible with our writings. Do not criticize your direct boss. If you do, you may lose your job. third point..is write as general as possible. Few sentences are appropriate here. a) i enjoy going to INTAN courses in Klumpur. b) i prefer taking a public transport in attending the courses. I am free from thinking the safety of my own car especially if there is flash flood. C) try to be nice to your boss because one day you are going to replace him or her. if you are nice, i am nice then the world be a very nice place to live. Right? I think that is all for today. wallahu aklam/ God knows best. Tq

kota bharu kito

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Salam. Hùjung hujung minggu ramai pelancung tiba ke bandaraya islam kota bharu, kelantan. Mereka datang dengan berbagai bagai tujuan. Ada pelancung berniat membeli belah , ada berniat nak melawat anak anak di usm kubang kerian, uitm machang , politeknik, maktab perguruan, umk , mrsm, sms dan pondok pondok agama. Ada yg datang menemani rombongan kahwin dan 1001 lagi tujuan. NIKMAT ini dirasai kerana berkat keamanan di negara ini dan kemajuan teknologi Proton dan Perodua. Syukurlah. Kawasan parkir penuh sesak di pusat bandar Kota Bharu. L 2) Sebagai anak watan, saya suka menadah telinga di majlis agama sejurus solat subuh berjamaah di Masjid Besar Kampung Sireh (Sultan Mansur) . Kuliah tak panjang sangat sekitar 30 atau 45 minit sahaja .. kadang kadang beribu-ribu orang khusuk mendengar syarahan terutama dekat dekat pilihanraya yg mana ramai menjangkakan parti PAS akan menang dan kadang kadang majlis agama tak besar mana pun ada. Ini bergantung kpd tajuk kuliah, populariti ustaz penceramah dan cara penyampaiannya. Semalam ..kuliah agak membosankan. Tetapi saya memaksa diri dan nafsu untuk mendengar. Tajuk kuliah ialah adab kita bersembahyang berjamaah. Di sini saya menulis beberapa points sebagai amalan berkongsi apa yg saya dengar agar dapat memberi faedah kpd pembaca pembaca blog yg budiman. Pertama, kalau nak berjamaah ..pastikan mulut gigi sudah digosok , bersih dan cuci. Jika tidak mulut yg busuk mengganggu ahli jamaah yg lain. Mulut busuk disebabkan bawang, petai, buah kerdas, dan mereka yg menghisap rokok. Bila busuk ini mengganggu orang lain terutama di waktu bulan puasa. Kedua bila bersolat berjamaah ..jangan kita membaca al quraan/ angkat takbir lebih kuat dari pak imam. Ada orang bila membaca al quraan .. bacaannya Al Kafirunnya semua makmum boleh mendengarnya termasuk sang semut di tepi dinding masjid dan paling trajik ..bacaannya tidak ada penghujung ..round the bush/ tak jumpa stesyen. Satu contoh .. semua makmum sedang sujud tiba tiba datang si fulan .. meluru masuk ke dalam saf .. diangkatnya takbir dgn suara Allah Hu Akbar yg kuat ..maka orang yg sujud tadi telah bingkas bangun dari sujud .. sedangkan imam utama belum bergerak apa apa lagi. Disebabkan kurang ilmu agama ..org yg bingkas bangun dari sujud tadi telah membuat sujud lagi untuk berserta dengan imam utama. Dengan demikian rusaklah rukun sembahyang makmum makmum tadi. Mengapa? disebabkan angkara si fulan bin si fulan yg menangkat takbir terlalu kuat dari kebanyakkan orang lain. kasihan bukan? Satu lagi pastikan imam utama lebih muda sedikitlah. jangan pak imam yg terlalu tua yang mana bacaan nya terlampau perlahan dan 'pondan'. carilah pak imam yg muda muda sedikit tetapi mahir membaca Al Quraan dgn baik seperti orang orang arab zaman rasulullah s.a.w. Ketiga, jangan masuk saf jika pakaian kita tidak sesuai. Contoh memakai seluar jeans yg ketat, sempit tetapi rendah (macam jeans pompuan) ... bila sujud .. ternampaklah .. ruang kosong antara dua tulang punggung .. ini adalah aurat lelaki. Batal sembahyangnya dan markah pun kurang pada makmum yg duduk di belakang si budak yg memakai jeans yg ketat dan rendah itu. Jangan memakai baju-t yg mana terdapat gambar model artis artis yg glamor dgn kes bercerai berai. Orang lain payah nak fokus dalam keadaan bersembahyang berjamaah. Ke empat ..tak sempat .. saya mendengar nya kerana .. saya telah berangkat pulang dari masjid ke rumah saya sendiri. Jika seronok kuliah tadi mungkin saya stay sampai zohor. (ketawa). Selalunya kuliah agama mana ada yg best ..sebab ini melibatkan nafsu telinga, mata dan shahwat. Jika sedap .. sudah tentu penuh masjid di muka bumi Allah ini dibandingkan dengan stadium bolasepak, pasar malam dan kedai mamak yg memasang tabir besar untuk World Cup Brazil 2014. Percaya kau? Sekian. Harap maaf.

senyum kpd orang lain

Posted by sazali

Salam. Manusia macam kita tidak pernah sunyi dari diserang pelbagai penyakit. Tuhan beri penyakit penyakit ini sebagai dugaan kpd kita semua. Ada orang sakit gigi tak leh tidur sepanjang hari. Ada orang sakit kepala ..runsing itu dan ini. Jika disukat dan diukur tahap sakitannya melebihi sakit perdana menteri. Fikirnya macam macam. Brim2, asn2, asb2, mh370, penculikan di sabah dan macam macam. Ada orang sakit pundi kencing. Tak leh kencing sejak muda sampai ke tua. Ada sakit buasir, buah pinggang, sakit mata, sakit dalam perut, bengkak hati dan mcm mcm. Kasihan bukan? 2) setiap penyakit ada ubatnya. Kemunchak sakit ialah satu kematian. Semua manusia akan mati. Cina mati, melayu mati dan india kito pun mati. Bila mati ..kiya akan bergerak ke alam kubur dan tak lama selepas itu ..dtglah hari kebangkitan dan soal jawab antara Tuhan Allah pencipta bumi langit dan bintang dgn setiap manusia termasuk diri ini. If jawapan berehss ..syurga kita else ..mampuslah kita neraka jahanam. Soalan tak banyak ..tetaoi spesifik kpd bidang agama, ketuhanan dan muamalat kita sesama manusia. 3) kita sudah tahu dah soalan itu ..skema jawapan pun dah diberikan. Masalah ialah ..bukan mulut kita yg jadi lawyer kita tetapi semua anggota tubuh badan kita akan jadi saksi. Bayangkan kita berzina dgn pelacur vietnam. Soalan ada 3. Pertama ..why vietnam? Why tak pilih ethopia. Kedua..mu dah ada bini melayu. Ada bezakah anu vietnam dgn anu binimu itu? Dan akhir sekali.. mu boleh gapo dgn vietnam vietkong tu? Hishhh..payah nak jawab tu. Dlm dewan peperiksaan jika confuse dgn soalan ..kita boleh tanya ..sikit sebanyak dgn pengawas ..tetapi bilo di padang pengadilan tu..payah teramat sgt. Why? Tak ada orang nak tolong kita. Dekan cannot help, TD cannot help .. komuti universiti also cannot help. Baju perkasa? He..he..that baju koperat pun tak boleh tolong ma. Mampuslah kita. Neraka tempat kesudahannya.lama tuan ..dlm api neraka. Na uzubillah. 4) penyakit paling top ..ialah sakit hati. Dengki kat orang tak tentu pasal. Org ada bini cantik pun..dia sakit hati. Kita tidor lena pun ..dia sakit hati. Kita mkn sayur kankung oun ..susah hati betul dia. Murah jer sayur ni. Foc jer belakang rumah saya. aduh. Tulah sakit hati. Ubat sakit hati ialah operate hati. Oshhhhhs..no no no. Ingat kpd mati is the best ubat for you and me. Redhalah dgn nikmat tuhan pun is another ubat to swallow ..pahit atau manis just telan. Tenggok kat bawah sedikit. Ramai lg orang susah..another ubat tu... n baca tafsir quraan ...jgn lupa tu. Soon u will be a nice kawan. Why jealous? he..he.. try amalkan. U will smile more n sleep much better. Cayo lah. sekian. Wasallam

if mahu panjang umur

Posted by sazali

Salam. If mahu sihat senang jer .. pertama, makan dan tidor biar cukup. Bayi tidur sepanjang masa sedangkan ibu bapanya jika dapat tidur 6 , 7 jam sudah cukup. kedua ..cari nafkah yg halal. Tuhan jaga kita jika kita main dgn benda benda halal ini. Org menjual dadah (haram) payah nak tidor. ketiga berkawan dgn org org yg ada fikrah pro kpd keredhaan allah yg agung. keempat jaga mulut mu. Elak dari berhutang keliling pinggang ..jg hubungan dgn ibu ayah n sanak saudara jauh dan dekat. akhir sekali jg solat dan doa pd tuhan kita mati dlm iman. O yes..makan bila lapar dan stop makan sebelum betul betul kenyang. SEKIAN. INsyallah alright punya.

Lego itu apa hah?

Posted by sazali

Salam. ramai orang apabila keluar dari tandas .. wajah mereka nampak .. lega. Why lega? 1) kerana .. kalau tak membuang ..kita akan sakit perut, pundi kencing dan macam macam lagi gangguan urat dan saraf. So ucapkanlah alhamdulilah .. bila dah settle bisnes buang membuang itu. Flush .. najismu itu. Lega juga .. di rasa jika 2) dulu tak ada kerja..sekarang ada kerja. Dapat duit sedikit ..boleh tolong mak ayah. 3) dulu tak ada kereta ..sekarang PROTON .. menawarkan kereta untuk kita rakyatnya dgn harga yg berpatutan. Ssuai untuk kenduri kendara dan melawat sanak saudara di kampung halaman. 4) dulu tak boleh jawap soalan matematik peringkat sarjana muda/ sarjana/ Ph.D ..sekarang wajahmu nampak .. mu semakin cerdik. Syukurlah .. ada Profesor membantu mu. Nok gapo lagi? 5) Dulu ada isteri .. tak cantik .. bergaduh dan bercerai .. sekarang dah dapat penganti. Tarik sikit rasa lega. Ok ke tu? Benda baru ..semua ok ..tetapi .. masa terus berlalu. Selepas baru datanglah lama. Benda lama macam .. kitab lama. Semakin dilupakan orang termasuk diri kita. Sifat kain buruk .. ini akan dijadikan pengelap kaki .. bila keluar dari tandas. Orang lega dari set-up tandas ..mereka pijat atas kita .. dan kita berterusan ..sehingga ... wajah kain buruk bertukar menjadi .. serabut. Orang akan buang kat luar halaman rumah .. dan tak lama lagi .. org akan bakar hidup hidup kain buruk tersebut. Bila dah terbakar ..tuan punya akan menarik rasa lega. Gitulah alam maya ini saudara saudari. Tidak ada yg kekal. Yang kekal hanyalah Allah Taala yg mempunyai beribu ribu sifat penyayang, bijaksana, indah dan lain lain. Oleh itu ..berkhidmatlah secara ikhlas hati. Ganjarannya .. masyallah .. dari sekarang sampai .. dunia hancur .. berkecai kecai. wallahu aklam bis sawab. Lega dah ..bila ku tulis benda ini. Sekadar ingatan kpd ku juga.