Suara Hati Ayahku

Salam

Syukur bulan lepas saya telah menulis 55 buah karya ( dlm mood suka-suka).  Ada orang kata riak.
Biarlah ..  Allah lah tempat saya bersandar.


Alhamdulilah. Ini semua kurnian Allah jua. Syukur.  Untuk ikhlas, kita try ikhlas.  Kalau tak dapat ikhlas, saya sudah pun mencuba.  Semakin banyak cubaan ikhlas dalam penulisan .. harap harap satu hari nanti .. Tuhan campakkan sifat ikhlas dalam diri saya.  Bukan senang itu?

Jika 1 karya , 1 helai kertas A4 (double spacing line)..
maka 55 karya menyamai  55 helai kertas A4 telah dihasilkan bagi bulan Febuari 2016 ini sahaja.  Rasa rasa (jika tak silap) dah 2300 karya ditulis dlm blog ini sahaja ..  maka lebih kurang 2300 helai kertas A4 lah untuk tatapan pembaca. Untuk bacaan anak2, pemuda pemudi jika mereka sudi membaca. Semua ini dengan  izin Allah.   Kalau tidak ditulis ..semua berkisar dlm minda penulis sahaja siang dan malam.  Jika mati .. dalam penerbangan contohnya ...semua dalam dada saya akan hilang secara automatik.  Untuk mengelak tragedi ini . .. saya tabahkan hati dan keraskan semangat ..  ditulis tulis sepatah dua huruf, sebaris dua ayat, satu dua paragraf untuk faedah bersama tak kira bangsa, agama dan tanah air.

Wallahu aklam ( Allah Maha Mengetahui).  Umat islam dipanggil umat  Rahmatul Alameen, bukan?

2) Hari ini saya di USM  universiti sains malaysia dalam forum
Majlis Muafakatan Melayu Malaysia ( sila lihat gambar yang dikembarkan ini).
Sejak tadi terma melayu bermain dalam otak, telinga dan jiwa 300 - 400 pendengar.  Panel sedang bercakap pasal ketuanan melayu.  Semua professor sedang bercakap ni.
Sekarang Prof ...sedang berceritakan tentang kongres melayu pertama 1946 lagi.  70 tahun yang lalu. Para peserta forum ..ramai yang sudah beruban dan berjalan pun tak sekuat dahulu lagi.  Ada yang 75% botak, ada yang 100% beruban tetapi kerana 'melayu' mereka datang untuk PEMENANG.

Banyak juga ilmu yg saya perolehi.
Mcm di dalam kelas sejarah Tingkatan 1 hingga Tingkatan 5 jer.
Selepas itu Sejarah Pendidikan dalam sub-topik  Falsafah Pendidikan Negara di MPPPP 1983 jer kursus perguruan lepasan ijazah.  Banyak benda di sentuh macam bacaan saya menduduki .. kertas peperiksaan khas pegawai kerajaan untuk dilantik jawatan  di bawah  S.P.P., isi kandungan buku Negaraku, terbitan INTAN Kuala Lumpur , lapisan makna konsep melayu.

Istilah istilah yang sedang disebut sebut ..

Perlembagaan , adat istiadat ..dan mcm mcm lapisan melayu, kepulauan melayu ..indonesia ..filipina..selatan thai ..

Bersifat eksklusif ..muslim atau tidak itu TIDAK  penting .. rumpun melayu sahaja ..

1946 ..terbentuk satu persatuan UMNO  Dato Onn Jaafar ..deklamasi sajak oleh adik Noor ..
1923 ..manila ..usaha menyatukan orang2 melayu..

macam macam

tagalog melayu .. di Filipina
ditembak mati ..
1923 ..W. Winson ..pengaruh melayu lagenda Aza Rizal ..sumpah melayu indonesia .. manila ..persatuan org org melayu. minangkabau.

Bagus jugak.
Percuma. Ceramah percuma.  Dlm skop kerja saya juga.

dengar saja ler.. sambil dengar gajiku berjalan. Bagus kan?
ilmu melayu.
Yg Mulia Tengku Dr Zain bin Tg Mukhriz membentangkan kertas kerja pertama. High point ,,anak melayu sekarang memuja artis , pelakon ,, Fazli Bolasepak Pulau Pinang dan bukan Pak Zaaba dan Munshi Abdullah lagi. Bagaimana nak tawan hati dan jiwa org muda melayu ini dalam zaman gila-gilaan Internet ini?

PM.Dr Sham Rahayu U.I.A  turut serta dlm forum ni.

Dulu kita bersatu. Mengapa sekarang kita tidak boleh bersatu?
sejarah sejarah ...  mungkin pegangan agama orang melayu semakin layu .. tengok anak pemimpin tak malu berseluar pendek (aurat peha pompuan terdedah)  ..walaupun sudah berkhawin ... umrah?  banyak kali sudah ibu ayah pergi.

1943 .,tanah melayu ditadbir oleh Malayan Union.  Perancangan Malayan Union.

British sedar.
perjanjian baru.
raja raja melayu.
serahkan kuasa kpd British.

one after the other.  9 raja raja semuanya di kala itu.

Al Sultan Johor .,pertama ,.. paling geliga otak Baginda.  British tahu jika Baginda Johor boleh ditawan ..otak raja raja melayu lain senang lagilah di tawan.


((Kuasa bateri hand set nak habis dah)).


Siapa jaga kepentingan orang melayu?
Jawapan orang melayu itu sendirilah. Tak kan orang cina dan India pulak?  Tetapi kita kena kuat agama.  Agama adalah pelindung kehebatan orang melayu.  Melayu ditakrifkan .. dengan adanya pegangan kepada amalan islamnya.  Murtad? Si anu itu bukan melayu lagi.

Datuk Seri Dr Salleh (DBP) .. berucap berkenaan dengan usaha mendaulatkan Bahasa Melayu.  Satu bangsa nampak hebat jika ada bahasa yang kuat dan mantap.  Dulu Zaman Renaissance ..orang Eropah belajar ilmu tamadun dari mereka yang berbangsa Arab.  Tetapi ..orang Eropah kafirun tidak tak pernah puja pun Bahasa Arab.  Setakat terjemahan ke dalam bahasa Ingeris, Perancis dan German sahaja.  Setelah ilmu tamadun , teknologi dikuasai ..Bahasa Arab ditinggalkan mereka.

Paling gila ialah orang ber

bangsa melayu ..dok puja B.I. siang dan malam.   Ilmu diambil dalam bahasa inggeris , tamadun ingerris pun nak diambik juga..  atuk , nenek, anak, cucu, cicit ..semua nak B.I bukan bahasa sendiri.  Orang pompuan pakai seluar pendek di khalayak ramai pun nak ambil budaya Inggerislah itu.

Berbahas tentang Dual Languages Programmes  DLP.  PPSMI.  Merugikan masa orang melayu.  tak hairan ..Datuk Seri dari DBP.

Penulis?  saya ok sahaja.  Saya tahu Urdu, Arab, BM, BI dan Bahasa Matematika.  Bahasa Komputer pun saya tahu ..  low level language, high level languages. Semua khazanah Allah.

Sekian.
Wasallam

Salam

Di dunia ni, kita kena ada hati yang tetap. Yakin dengan diri sendiri bila mengambil keputusan.

Contoh.
Dunia akan huru hara jika pilot tak ada hati tetap.
Tadi kata nak terbang ke Qatar, alih alih Sydney pulak. Gila dia ni?

Hari tu kata , nak pompuan kelantan ..tiba tiba masuk pinang budak Kuching pulak.
Gila betul mak bapak budak ni.

Satu negara bergaduh. Kelantan lawan Serawak. Kes budak laki yg tak ada hati yg tetap.

Sekejap tadi Tun Mahathir istihar ..dia keluar parti.
Dia ni mungkin UKM kot.  U keluar masuk jer?

Ok ke?

Ha ..ha..ha ...dah 2 kali dah dia keluar masuk keluar PARTI umno ni.
Hari tu terkejut jugak.

Sekarang tak sangat. Sensasinya dah kurang.
Hati tak tetap Tun Mahathir ni rupa rupanya.

Kenapa yer?

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Hari tu puji orang Pekan. Sekarang bukan setakat benci jer ..dia bakar terus jambatan. Dasyat. Bila hati tak tetap begitulah. Astaghfirullah.

Tetapi kes Tun hati tak berapa nak tetap ni ..
Ok jugaklah maklumlah umur pun dah banyak.
Ramai orang faham.
Kalau tak faham ...org org melayu angguk kepala jer ..mulut bermunchung tajam ..
Dia dah tua kan?

Yang teruk ialah budak di atas tadi.
Sekejap gila budak Terebok, Tumpat  sekejap gila budak IPG kuching.
Semua orang marah kat dia.

Bukan murah ..switch switch camp ni.
Nak fly kota bharu pun mahal ..
Apa tah lagi  nak flying direct into Kuching.

Silap manor ..mok ayah dio ni?
Otak stesyen tak berapa nok kena ni.
Bunyi ..pelik jer stesyen radio ni. Banyok bunyi koperrrr jer.

Oleh itu..awas ..

Double check status otak anak kita

Betul ke me .. mu nok budok siam tu?
Fikir molek molek ..
Orang siam terkenal dgn Tom Yam, Som Tamm

tetapi jgn lupo ...tok bomoh siam dio.
Jadi gilo kito me.

Sekian.
Orang berhati tak stable ..payah nak buat kiro.
Gitulah malam ni.

Esok kerja. Bawak kereto ..biar masuk parking kito .biar betul.
Hati tetap ..sure berehhhs ..

Gitulah anak jantan kito. Kita keno tetap bla bla manor pun keno tetap.
Nabi kato barang Siam dgn barang Serawak serupo jah me. 20 hari ok, 10 hari ... mu tukat dagu?

Wasallam

Salam

Mengikut Akta Undang2 .. Perintah Am Kerajaan Malaysia

Duit yg dimasukkan ke dalam akaun peribadi seseorang pegawai kerajaan kerana niat tertentu
Adalah dikira salah dan boleh dihukum.
Siapa hukum? Geng geng polislah ayah.


Sekurang kurangnya sehari dlm penjara atau satu rotan atau kedua duanya sekali. Penjara siapa? Polislah sayang. Siapa lagi kan?

2) dulu ada jurutera ..menerima wang sebegitu banyak dari pihak luar. Dia ditahan dan dibuang kerja. Rasuah.
Orang ambik rasuah dimalukan dari saat ditangkap hingga mati.

dulu ada profesional cina ..dia minta Pengetua sekolah ..buat bayaran perkhidmatan melalui akaun bank peribadinya.

dia dilapurkan. Ditangkap dan akhirnya melalui satu dua perbicaraan mahkamah dia dibuang kerja.
Mengapa zalim?

3) di Malaysia, rakyat jer dihukum.
tidak orang paling atas.

ketua negara
.

apakah imej negaraku ini?
apakah yg nak ditonjolkan ini?

Agama Islam agama rasmi.

agama islam menceritakan neraka dan pahala.

oleh itu, jika diulang pembacaan pada paragraf di atas,
apa yg hendak diteladani oleh anak2 muda ini?

Adakah ini cerita bodoh?
adakah ini cerita paling bodoh sekali menimpa 70% rakyat bumi ini yg dikatakan islam.

Islam apakah ini?

kita ramai pegawai dari jabatan agama.
kita ada ramai pakar pakar agama.
mereka dok buat apa ni?

Setakat bercerita syurga ke ..depa?
cukupkah dgn cerita bidadari ..teman ahli2 syurga?

orang keluar dari perut hindu pun boleh agak dah

ini islam ...bukan betul punya islam ni.

Mungkin hindu bilang ..

agama setakat cari makan sahaja.
Pura pura ... Ramalingam dari Batu Caves putuskan.
Polis?
Ketua Polis?

ramai hindu ketawa berderai2. BERdekah2 ..
ini bukan islam original ini.

Ini orang islam ..tak sama dgn geng Bilal, Abu Bakar, Umar, abd rahman al auf pun..

ini muslim ..boleh beli punya. KHRISNAmurty kata.

Aduhs malunya.
Setiap hari ..org hindu ketawakan kita.
Mereka ketawa org pakai kopiah ..naik haji buat apa? Pakai kain ihram buat apa? Tali pinggang hijau benggali roti ..,untuk apa itu Pak?

tak boleh bezakah ..antara betul dengan yg salah itu macam ke cikgu?

Jika inilah islam yg Nabi Muhammad ceritakan , sudah tentu Abu Jahal dan Abu Lahab dah lama masuk islamnya tanpa memikir panjang lebar pun.

Abu Sofian pun bila bila boleh terima islam.
Satu masa ...tawaf kaabah

pada masa lain ..terima duit dari belakang.

Paling gila..tuan punya akaun tak sedar ..duit dari mana?
ha..ha..ha..

ini bermakna .,.tuan ini mempunyai bnyk akaun bank bank lain. Dia sibuk dgn akaun bank lain. Sedapnya. 4 5 jawatan ..begitu banyak bank akaunnya?


Orang banyak akaun ..bnyk duit.
beginikah cara hidup seseorang...

pemimpin negara, negeri, bandar, kampung atau rumah temanku?

Tak malu polis ...kau ada sengketa ke?
ada komplot yer?
Kau ada jilat apa apa ke? Kalau budak kampung curi skrap getah ..cepat2 kau bertindak.
kalau ada orang main lubang belakang, satu tilam kau jaja satu bandaraya.

Fikirlah Tuan Polis. Budak beringus pun dah mula kutuk baju polis.
senjata polis? Kereta polis? Gari polis?

begitu rendah kau bawak imej polis.
Dulu sebut jer polis ..semua orang lari. Bini pun lari. Cukup tinggi darjat kepegawaian polis mcm Sarjan Hasan dlm filem Bukit Kepong.
Dia berjuang habis habisan ..pertshankan nusa bangsa.
walaupun berlakon, rakyat fsham itu semua.

Dulu bini polis rasa sonok sonok jadi bini anggota polis.
tetapi tidak la ni.

bila balik kampung, tak ada seorangnpun mahu ajak kita makan malam di rumah depa lagi?
bak po tah?
imej polih dsh jatuh berapok berudum.

bakpoh gitu mu berlakon wahai polisßss?


Sekian.

Salam

Tanah melayu tersohor kerana rakyatnya mengamalkan sifat dan sikap pemalu dalam semua aspek kehidupan mereka di rumah.

Sebenarnya malu itu iman.
Tak ada malu, tak adalah iman.

Bila iman tercampak, gugurlah iman. Kafir jadinya!

2)  Di Malaya, orang tak bergaduh terang terangan.
Apa tah lagi suami isteri?

Agak agaknya apa yg suami isteri bergaduh?
He..he..he..

Macam macam kan?
Mungkin isu pekerjaan.
Kedai perniagaan dibuka lewat.
Duit selalu hilang.
Bilik tidur tak berkemas.
Main dgn orang Vietnam yer?
Menipu bos di tempat kerja dan mscam mscam lagi.

Wal hasil bila bergaduh ..semua rahsia terbongkar.

Itu baru satu rumah tangga.

Bagaimana pula guru sekolah bergaduh?
malu bukan ..murid murid?

ada lempar lempar buku terus ke longkang sekolah.
kena pula buku yg tersadai dalam longkang ..adalah kepunyaan anak menteri.
mampus kau limah.

3)  sekarang menteri melayu pulak bergaduh.
Ada pasal kuasa. Ada pasal power. Ada pasal duit dan mcm mcm lagi.

seronok jika dibuat encycclopedia bersabit dengan malu dan tak malu ini.

4)  jom kita kelebeks prestasi menteri kafir di Jepun.
Jika keluar je berita menteri A main pompuan, cepat cepat dia menarik diri.
Tak payah bersumpah Al Quraan atau nama Allah pun.

Dia keluar parlimen jepun ..ada rasa malu untuk memimpin rakyat Jepun seterusnya. Tak sanggup keluar T.V hari hari nasihat kpd rakyat jelata itu dan ini.

Dia keluar dari parlimen jepun dgn ada perasaan tanggungjawab. Tak boleh main main pompuan jika berada di puncak pemerintahan.

Pengurus Besar Jepun, jika dituduh menipu, menyeleweng wang ..

cepat cepat dia membunuh diri.
Mengapa HarKADO san?

jawapan ringkas ...aku rasa cukup malu. Tak sanggup aku berdepan dgn pekerja bawahan ku lagi. Begitulah. Tunduk tunduk Haik ..buat faedah apa Sszaki san.

Dengan adanya tamadun begini, baru orang respect kipas jepun.
Selipar jepun pun ada orang bawak dari Kelantan terus ke London.
Itu baru kipas dan sandal. Tinggi respect melayu kepada produk japan.

belum lagi kereta, kapalterbang, teknologi, komputer dan 1001 jenama lain buatan orang orang Tokyo dan Nagoya.

Satu dunia respect mereka.
mereka ada prinsip. Datang kerja ada peraturan dan nak panchung kepala kita orang pun ..ada stail tersendiri dengan pedang samurainya.

ha..ha..ha..

5)  Bagaimana bangsaku?

Tak cukup dengan Al Qurann, Khutbah Jumaat ..kita merujuk buku buku Dasar Ekonomi Baru. Tak cukup lagi, kita cari buku SatuMalaysia. O yes ..sebelum itu Islam Hadhari.
Macam macam kita cipta dan ceritakan dari kuala lumpur, langkawi, pontian, kuching dan Lahad Datu.
Sekarang what happeng?

Orang Pagoh lawan Orang Pekan.
ok ke?

tak malu ..Pak Menteri menteri semua?
Tak malu dgn orang melayu ke?
ok ke?

kalau menang dapat apa?
kau kalah ..puas hati puas hati kita ada prinsip. Kami tabik.

oleh itu pegang lah malu mu itu.
pegang kemas kemas.

Nanti jatuh.
Susah ..nanti.

kalau aku, cakap jer berterus terang. Susah apa.
kita silap besar. SORRY lah. Nok wak guanor. Gelap mato.

oleh itu biar orang lain memerintahlah.
Habis cerita.
Allah maha pengampun, mu kato?


salam

Salam

Malaysia is very famous for uttering these words

World class

First class

Top student

and many more.

2)  I think i have heard these for the last 50 years.
What do they mean, really?

2.1 world class

Why should we kill ourselves with things so difficult to get and maintain.
HUH.!

For example, world class university,
World class professore and many more.
All these for what huh?
We are not proud with ourselves n our own products.
Very strange.


2.2  first class

First class about what?
No jobs. What is the use of this first class?

2.3 top student

Many top students wanted to study overseas.
Upon graduation, many prefer to stay back in London, New York and Sydney.
Why is that so?

Ironically, some of them came home and get unemployed.
Better be a polytechnic grsduate, aftdr study they already earn some money and start new families.

Being top all the time is not good, I think.
You put hard things on yourself only.
Try relax a bit. A longer life waiting for you.

SOME top students came home and work with foreign firms n industries.
Thinking about this, why not they open their own industries?

May be they did not have time to think working by themselves. MARA sent many students overseas. At the end, MARA see their sons earning pea nuts bananas only in electrical n electronic industries. Huh!
They were busy doing for others only.

What a waste?

NOW STEM and Science stream. They are debating how to attract enough technicians, engineers n scientists.

very difficult. We lost to cheap labour from oversess.

Soon if we are not careful, thr only job we can see is ..

driving taxis.

In short,
be simple. It is much better. Study Arts good, study human sciences better n studying Al Quraan n Hadith the best of all.

as long new babies come or old men dying, the malays need imam, bilal and religious people.

Full stop.
wasallam

Salam

Filem melayu zaman silam terkenal dengan perkara dipanggil kesedihan.
Filem Hindi pun sama.
Filem Tamil sama.
Filem cina opera pun sama.

Bila ramai rakyat bersedih, mereka senang ditawan.

Dulu orang asing senang menjajah kita semua.
Org inggeris lama menjajah orang berbangsa melayu.
Begitu juga orang Belanda, Portugese, Jepun dan komunis.

mengapa?

kita bukan orang kuat.
manakan kuat ..kita sudah sekian lama menangis.

Orang menangis kalah belari maraton dengan orang Kenya, Tanzania dan Nigeria.
kita kalah bnyk perkara.

pucuk pangkal kita suka bersedih dan menangis tak sudah sudah.

2) DULU orang tua menangis kerana bercinta. Contoh cinta 2 darjat.
Hero dari kampung miskin kedana yang kerap dilanda banjir.
Heroin ..dari istana.
Untuk berjumpa  .. pokok pisanglah menjadi saksi sambil sambil bermain buai laju laju.

Kadang kadang buaian bergerak laju bersaksikan bulan dan bintang.

Alah ...lama mana boleh bertahan.

Bila sudah 2 darjat, hero menanggis tak sudah sudah.
Klimaks kedukaan, hero heroin meminum racun.
Dua dua watak mati bodoh.
Lebih hairan ..ramai penonton menangis juga.

Dlm keadaan menangis inilah rakyat jelata dijajah.
Siang dan malam.

3)  sekarang rakyat malaysia sedang menangis.
Menyaksikan sandiwara antara Tun Mahathir dan DS Najib Tun Razak.
Bila gajah berlawan, seladang mati di tengah tengah ..kasihan TS Muhyideen Yasin...
Dia dibuang jawatan Timb Perdana Menteri dan semalam dia digantung Naib Presiden UMNO.

Kasihan. Angkara duit arab yg mati berbilion bilion bnyknya.

Jika dibuat kajian, kita akan nampak satu putaran kesedihan.
Melayu sedih. Arab tolong. Akhirnya semua lingkup.

Dlm bnyk kisah, belakang melayu..ramai arab.
Belakang arab, adalah melayunya.
Tetapi kedua dua ni tak kuat melawan.
Kenapa? Buku buku bnyk berceritakan perkara kesedihan siang dan malam.
.
Jika tidak secara jasad, kedua dua bangsa cuba dialog menggunakan bahasa tuhan iaitu arab.

Tetapi ramai melayu pura pura faham. Angguk angguk tak sudah sudah. Rupanya bnyk benda tak faham.

Sebab itu ..Pak Sako berperang berkenaan dgn bahasa jiwa bangsa.

Jati diri. Dan sayang pada diri sendiri.

Sudahlah.

Elok kita berhenti berbincang topik penuh kesedihan.
Tak kemana pun kita.

Ayushhh..kita kena berani.
Bertempur dgn iman, akhlak, disiplin dan sikap jujur.
Jauhkan dari menipu. Ilmu kena ada. Setanding dgn orang amerika, eropah, jepun sana.


Kita blajar ilmu lain.
Ilmu berani menerokai dunia  .. sepanjang zaman.
Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. sudah berpesan ...kena pakai strategi baru bila generasi mu sudah mula bertukar wajah.

buat apa lagi dgn buku buku lama? Kandungannya bnyk berceritakan ...dan seterusnya
Air mata.
Insya allah berjaya bila kita berani berbuat keputusan.
Tinggalkan buku buku lama.

akur kepada pemerintah?
ha..ha..ha..

kita akur kpd pemimpin yg jujur, bersih, cerdik.
buku baru jer ..ada nilai nilai ini.

jujur, bersih dan cerdik.

YG lain kita ingat ..kehebatan pemerintahan turun temurun.

silap besar itu.
Mana ada?

jika ayah ..DOKTOR tak semesti anak anaknya doktor.
jika atuk hebat politik melayu ..presidentnya ..mana ada anak anak cucu turut sama? Zaman atuk, zaman melayu hidupnya susah. Perit dan menderita. Zaman anak cucu..kira manjakan mereka. Tak kan sama konsep perjuangan dan hakikat juang bangsa dan bahasa melayu.

sebab itu kita kena merujuk buku buku baru. AYUH profesorre.
Lubang pintu lama, keluar masuk keluar masuk beribu kali pun ..result mesti result lama. Kenapa? Lubang lama.

Apa kata lubang baru pintu rumah yg baru. Stail baru. Mungkin kita akan saksikan keputusan yg baru. Panaroma baru. New feeling?

tak cuba tak tahu.

jgn takut. Belajar pandai2. Cuba. Tawakallah bangsa melayu baru ku. Allah bersama2 kita. Iman biar teguh.
sekian.
wasallam.

Salam

Setahun dua ini saya cukup berminat membaca bahan tulisan Bahasa Melayu.

Sebelum itu, saya berada di Indonesia seperti Bandung, Acheh, Jakarta dan Jogjakarta. Orang Indonesia pun gemar menulis dan membaca dalam Bahasa Indonesia.

Jika dibandingkan kedua dua bahasa, walaupun serumpun, gaya penulisan dan bahasanya agak berbeza.

Contoh.
1) Saya tidak ke sana.

Indonesia:  saya ngak ke sana.

2) Badannya besar.

Indonesia:  badannya godang.

3) Butuh itu lucah di sini.

tetapi Di Indonesia ...dia membawa maksud ' satu keperluan hidup

ayat: kebutuhan hidup menyebabkan dia sanggup menjalankan aktivitas sedemikian.

Hairan ya?

mengapa?? Masing masing mempunyai alasan tersendiri.
bahasa itu jiwa bangsa itu sendiri.

masing masing hebat.

Syabas.

Bagaimana pula Bahasa Melayu dan Bahasa Arab?

orang arab tidak begitu berminat mempelajari B.M jika dibandingkan dengan kelas Bahasa Ingeris.

orang arab berfikir .. B.I  banyak signifikan komersial, perdagangan dan penyelidikan.

Oleh itu, mengapa orang melayu sanggup menghabiskan masa mempelajari Bahasa Arab.

Unta tak ada di sini pak?
buah kurma bukan makanan kami pun.

kami minum air dari telaga.
kami jarang meminum air dari zam zzam...


Oleh itu, adakah sebab .. dgn Bahasa Arab kita tidak berjiwa bangsa.
kami bangsa melayu bu.
mengapa paksa kami belajar terlampau banyak bahasa arabnya?

pelik ya?

orang India membaca Al Quraan Tak sama dgn orang arab membacanya.

orang pakistan pun sama.
orang sri langka ..tak sama
dan orang Bangladesh pun jauh dari kesempurnaannya.

Orang melayu jer sibuk membetulkan sebutan bacaan arabnya.
adush. Hairan.

Dipanggil arab membaca doa ..carilah pesawat yg hilang itu? Ada pak?
dipanggil melayu berlidahkan arab ...kau jumpa tak?

Sehingga ke hari ini, mana nak jumpa.
Bahasa jiwa bangsa.

Hairan yer?
Org arab mekah 100% sejati pun ..tak jumpa pesawat yg hilang
Apa tah lagi dengan lidah melayu macam penulis ini.

Hairan?

Orang india miskin.
Orang pakistan miskin.
Orang bangladeshi miskin.

Mungkin lidah sebutannya tak tepat makhrajnya dengan semua perkara al Quraan dan doa.

Bila tepat, sebab itu arab kaya.
Mereka doa kaya ..mereka dapat kaya.Minyak telaga minyak ..semua arab doa ..semua kaya, mewah tetapi ..kenapa sibuk bermain bola yer?

Itulah bahasa jiwa bangsa.

Kita patut sanjung bahasa kita dan seterusnya bangsa kita. Bersungguh sungguh hati sudahlah. Cukup bermakna secara luar atau dalamannya.
Betul tak?

adakah itu maksudnya?
aku sedang belajar berfikir. Maaf jika ada yang silap.

Sekian.

Wasallam

Salam

According to a journal on medicine few hours ago from America

It says

More is better than less
And anything is better than nothing.

It refers to physical activities especially senior citizens.

In short you better

Run a bit here and there, 10 minutes morning and 10 minutes evening.
If you cannot run alone, bring your partner along.

20 minutes a day bring you wonder.
It increases your life a bit more than those

Who just eat, drink , smoke and sleep.


If you dont like running..

U can walk a small hill like Penang Hill.
Try? If it is too expensive, try walking around U.S.M,
it is quite hilly you know as compared to U.T.H.M u try harder mannnnn.

Laugh.

The research says .. quit smoking and drinking.
Can?

Well i just write.
It is all up to you and me.
o yes ..i just add this. Never quarrel with your partner. If you cannot stand her nagging you,
buy a partition ...a wooden one will do...try sleeping alone, can you? In my humble opinion, if both of you are above 60..just smile and do nothing with her nagging.

she follows that ...better more than less, better anything she likes rather than nothing.
See? Nothing from her today. Nothing from her tomorrow. Nothing .,nothing ...nothing.. ( the partition so quiteeeee )
may be she has left you man. Check plz? Hu hu hu.

he he he...  u.t.h.m  u too hotttt man?

Tq.
Wallahu aklam ( God knows best)

U.s.m   u simple man?

Salam

I like to make doa. In English, it is called prayer.

When I want to get married, i pray the woman I am marrying is a good one.
After marriage, let there be children. Why? Good to walk with my children here s
And there.

When i was about to do PhD , i pray also

Let me be successful like the rest of my friends - professors and Dr.
If i fail, what am i going to tell.

Is it because i am weak.
Is it because of my English?

When i play games like soccer,  i prayed we shall beat the Hong Kong boys.
Results. We always win.
When we did that, we gained some respect.
Many Hong Kong boys helped me in programming and maths.

2)  strange. Suddenly after graduation ..I noticed

Few things.

In the kitab, it says 1,000,000 times ..

Zalim people if they treated somebody badly,

That man can pray. His doa will be accepted.
But we learnt he is in jail somewhere.

His family had suffered.
His wife so brave but she missed his husband..
The wife prayed. The jailed man also prayed.
But he is still in the jail.
Why no results ..such as he was set free again?

Is it because his doa is weak?

The rakyat is in difficulty.
The melayu is now in difficult situations now..
The chinese too.
The indians too.
All make doa. One using arabic.
One using chinese and one using Hindi.
But we are still in hardship.
What happen to our doa?
Has it gone useless?

Some people said ..when doa ..better in arabic.
So i ask my girl to recite doa in arabic.
I just listen n say ..ameen. ameen.

Result. She did not get any sponsorship.
Why? All a's   upsr, pmr, spm ..

Baskets of A's

But still no scholarship.
Why? What happen doa in arabic?

Is it because we are not pure arabs or our noses not sharp and long enough?

I check the arabs.
Poor arabs.
Poor palestinians.
Using arabic to do doa.
Ameen. Ameen. Ameen.

Nothing much happen.
I saw more planes came with destructions.
They bombed and killed us ..doa or without doa..
We all die.

The question is  ....our food, not halal?

My god.
Many possibilities.

But most probably, we have weaker faith nowadays.

We believe less.
We think less about HIM.
our iman gone less and weaker.Collectively we failrd to pull the help of god.
why?

if we assemble all muftis, alimms, tahfiz, dai, ..good teachers all over the world

put them in front of kaabah

in the last 10 nights  of ramadhan

lai latul qadar

do u think we have any chance?

what chance?
He he he..

WE Wanted him exit from the jail.
we wanted the P.M come down the takhta and let some one else taking take of this country.
can?
We wanted our country more beautiful.
the police?
SHOOT the useless and corrupted cops.
why waste time with laws?
Blood ..is blood.

can?

Well something ..wwe need to change a lot.
Else we are all laughing ..

may be SYAITAN and Iblis .. why are you so foolish?
why must u act being so foolish?

did u get what i mean?

blind me?

Astagh firullah 10 times plz.

Salam

There are too many sad stories.

According to the book of ....., being sad would not bring us anywhere.

Here something to ponder

1.  Too many beggars. Imported beggars.
They beg with their small kids in Pudu Raya, Jelutong, Glugor and Johor Baharu.
Sad stories. The babies are crying. More coins pouring.

2.  Talking about mums. The importance of taking care of them.
At the end, sad story about Tanggang, her mother and his favourite fish.
So sad. Tanggang became stone.

3. Somebody stole millions of ringgit. The public complained.  The police tried hard to solve. But the case has closed.
At the end, so sad story.

4.  Love stories. The man so poor. The girls so beautiful. The boy from kampung. The girls from Bukit Antarabangsa.
At the end , sad story ...the man took poison. Good songs but what is the point.

5. In the kitabs, so much sad endings.

As a result, we become weak.
Yesterday we were weak. Today weaker. Tomorrow ..much more weak.

We cannot invent better cars because our lives is full of crying, sad and bitter feeling. We sell cars in the hope the locals would buy our things. Limited market. Expansion dead.

We cannot write well because our model essays end with sadness.

Gloom every where. Bitter here and there.

We cannot sell well because our sentences ended with ..sad things such ..what to do? That is all I can do. This is our small effort. Hope you can help us.

I think we need a big overhaul.
In many things, we need changes. To change is good. If our town is always flooding, we must move to higher grounds. Else ..you are so stupid swimming in the flood. Man has brain. Why not use them? Thinking is the greatest blessings.

Then we proceed better. We change to make better livings. Look at the syrians. Look at the rohingyas. Look at the Bangladeshis. They moved, to make better things.

Stop being sad.

Not worth at this point in time.
We need to be strong.
Compete with tougher people.
Being weak, we gonna be eaten by others.

Being weak, we are cheated in the day and night.
Sometimes, beiing weak ..we look damn stupid.
If we are weak, our leader is also weak. Our police also weak.
Even though we bought many things, we cannot maintain most things. Why? Weaker brains and of course limited skills.
Being weak we become complacent. A plane that flew over our head, we did not  know it was up there. Why? Weak eyes and and just blind.
Why can"t we talk about better things.
Examples
We start our bisness with Rm1000.00.  After ten years  OUR asset RM 1,000,000,000.00 and we got international network.

good isn't it? Our business in England.

we did not study much, but bini C.E.O  somewhere.
what is wrong with that?

and many more interrsting things.
Be happy. Work more.
STOP talking about weak things. Our wives do not like their man to be weak all the times.
tq.
wasallam

Salam

Hypocrite is someone who declares he is muslim but his actions imitates those the disbelievers like Abu Jahal, Firaun, Abu Lahab (laknatullah)  and ..many more.

In the big kitab

Hypocrite will be treated very specifically by the AlMighty Allah.
I heard my ustaz from Besut told me


They will be parked at the lowest point in hell where the top most .. I heard the uncle of the Prophet Muhammad s.a.w.  would just wear a 'terompah' in hell in which the fire will boil his liquid in the brain for ever and ever.

The small drop of fire in hell is 70 times more painful than any of the blueish fire in this world.

Wallahu aklam.  Just to remind myself.  Stay away from killing someone, stay away from lying, back biting, 1001 pretendings, corrupt practises, gambling, fornication etc etc.  Refer to the Al Qurann as big sins.

tq

Salam

Looking at the scenario in Malaysia, lately

I learnt THREE(3) things today. Pardon me.

First,  difficult to beat UMNO.

They got all the powers to stay on top all the time. Imagine, for election, our PM can ask for donation.  Not RM 1 million boy but RM2.6 billion.

How ikan bilis political party can beat someone with RM2.6 billion in any election?

How?

Sabah n Sarawak their fixed deposit already.  If they can make those people happy, they can rule this country all the time starting 1957 to 3030, I think.

They can buy many people.  If they can't, ..  they can do many other things. I heard foreigners can also vote for them with IC and many sweet promises.

The police, army , teachers are already on their side. All the time. 440,000 in total government staff. If you support them, you can go up the rank. Insyallah.  When you go up, your pay increases.  As simple as that.  Why lawan boy?
those who fought, they suffered tremendously. One got jailed. One got sacked and many more sufferers.  Pity to those who fight against the tide.


Second, as long as you are in the government aged 25 - 60..  you are somebody.  People respect you all the time ..see Tun Mahathir .. but once you retire, you become nobody. Instantly!  Syukur a lot. Thanks.  If you syukur , Allah will multiply more rewards.  Just follow your leaders.  You pray, they also pray ma.

You go Mecca once, they go there many times.  Any time. Lo from the law of probability, their doa will be accepted more and more by Allah because they are guests of God.

Our doa?  Difficult. We went there once in a life time. One from 18000 invited guests in the eyes of Allah.

Tun Mahathir can tell you this.
Tan Sri Rafidah Aziz can tell you more about this.
tan Sri Musa Hitam can tell you most.

the beauty after retirement , you can bark at them ..and nobody cares. Ask Menteri Pelancongan.

Ha..ha..ha.
I laugh being a nobody now.

Third is, most importantly, my children can see clearly.. some people are fighting for power. Why? Many benefits from power. You are now instant billionaire. Your families will get direct benefit from this. Travelling all over the world and of course you mix with presidents, actors and actresses. You eat better food and you look soooooo clever and nice. You can get power without knowing much about economic, finance, technology , language n what not kind of degrees.

How about accountability?

Dont worry. That is only theory. Practising is very much different.

Taqwa?  Meant for parrots only. I am afraid to say that my child.
Swearing? Oath in the name of Allah? Ask them lah ...  do they know who Allah is.
are they not afraid with hell fire? Bring the mufti , religious and dakwah people to see the powerful man. Measure their effort. Does it work?

You get what i mean my child? We are just actors and actresses only. Melayu is islam and islam is paradise. Strange, right?


Tq, Teachers. syukur  .i learnt something here today. At least that is a small nikmat we are learning something.

wasallam

Salam

Now a bit of English lesson.

If you go to a malay home in Parit Salleh, BP

You give a salam

If no answer.. you can try this

Knock, knock knock the doors
The wall of the house made of old wood.

And you may say ' Anybody
Homeeeeeeeeee?

Soon, a nenek kebayan comes out.

Don't run away

She would say

Nobody home you know?

2)  You can scratch scratch ur head.
Haik are you not somebody now?

Nenek:  you must be joking

We are nobody here.

---
Jom let us run..


She might be the hantu. In english, hantu is  a ghost.

Run run run from umnor university.

That is the morale of the story.

Tun Mahathir ..after helping Malaysia for so many many years
He has turned ' nobody

Similar was Rafidah Aziz. After being Minister of  Trade & Industry
She  has turned nobody too.

Just because they retired from the government, suddenly powerful people becomes as nobody.
So is it worth to die for this government?

This is a great message to each one of us.

So be prepared to see yourself as somebody with power now ......all reduced to
Nobody... once you left the service.
Full stop.  Remember that.  It is just temporary.

TQ.
lesson ends here.

Salam

If you are alive , better work.

By working as a teacher you can help your old parents, families and many more people around you.
If you open a shop selling bundle . you can help many people too.
If you work for others, you can help many others too.

The point is ..we must work some how or another.

2) Last time the man works. So he thinks a lot about his beloved wife and children.

Soon both partners work, they both think collectively on many things.  Of course they think wider, deeper than that man who is working all alone by himself.

Sooner the man lost his job.  Say MAS Malaysia. Many has gone jobless. So the woman has to think like this ..  fikir anak laki.  Last time, 50 - 500 years ago, we used anak anak bini.

anak laki =  my children, my husband jobless
anak anak bini =  my children and my wife who has not been working from day 1

Soonest, both are jobless.  The man lost his job.  The lady was not needed any more by her factory.  Why?  the factory employs cheaper labour from overseas. That was what I was told by the Minister.

So who thinks for whom now?

Strange right?  We are right here when so many people has gone unemployed.

Many years ago, the economy was good.
Before I finish my study, there were so many jobs waiting for me.
It was a matter of choosing which is suitable for you.  That was all.

Now, the world is mad.
Local graduates can not get any job.
Oversea graduates .. no job too.
Why?

3) Many theories were put forward. Theory 1 say ..  Malaysia has lost her edge.
Theory 2 says .. the ministers are getting so stupid.
Theory 3 says ..many more but I better do not dwell on them so long.

During all these theories, many good men lost their jobs ..
and during this time, rotten people got better jobs.  Some are paid so well which is beyond my comprehension.  They said it is their rezeki.  Silently, their children getting richer and richer too and this is again  Beyond my understanding.  Many people said their rezeki aagain.

Honest teachers get RM 200 per day.  Each month, he brings home RM6000.00. After some transactions and few visits to the bank , on the second day his balance .. is just RM54 only.  Now he looks at the sky.  Where are you tuhan?
So little as compared to some one who got RM2 millions out of no where.  Rezeki , they said!  After few more days with lots of flying here and there .. from simple logic ..after spending in big bigger and biggest city on earth .. their RM2 million could go down to RM2000 in the banks. I suppose.  But no ..no ..no ...he checked .. RM2.6 billion in his account.  His eyes did not move at all.  He did not say he was surprise nor did he said he was a bit excited.

Where is the mathematics?
+++ ---------------  + ------- now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ..

oh yes .. he said 'donation'.

My GOd.  He must have used a special doa to catch this billion of RM in his account.  Another rezeki.  Common tuhan.

He kept looking at the bank balance.  Surprisingly , he told his assistant who came out of no where .my god ..who body smell a bit woody, ..  you won;t believe me lah ..udin

we can spend until we drop dead old man.

But the story was short.  His assistant was sacked just because .. he was extremely surprised to learn there is that figure RM2, 600,000,000,000.00
my god.

And many stories was explained here and there.  The irony is ..  another Kelantan man came.  He was appointed to save that 'rezeki' man.

So .. this simple kelatan man .. since he also was a bit confused, some more puzzled with all the diagrams, charts, bank balances , projection , extrapolations and lots of tipu .. the people say in the mamak stalls ..

he just woke up one day and say ..don't worry police.  It looks so OK to me lah.  He flashed all the diagrams to prove he had understood all the diagrams and no what.

So the end of the story.

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At this point of my life, we saw .. many brillieant men look so confused.
Who to believe now?

That Tun 90,91 , Dato' from Pagoh, ABI, arwah TGNA or graduates from Univ Umnorrrr?

Quite a great story to be put into film .. and shown in front of Kaabah.  The house of my Lord.

I don't know so much .. but I believe ..all of us will die. Now, later, tonight or tomorrow.

We can say this and that.

But don't forget ..  Allah can catch us and dump us in hell.

That is all I want to tell ..my children.
Live simply, we die simply, and insya allah we enter paradise with little questions asked.
This is iman.  Believe in the unseens.

Allahu akbar.  La ila ha ila llahhhhh muhamad dur rasullullah.


Help us tuhan.  If you want to take us ..  let us dia peacefully when you are happy with us and vice versa .. we are happy dying in your belief.

Wasallam

Salam


Some one asks me ..when do you sleep?
Very simple question.
So it deserves a simple answer.

I sleep when i am very tired.
He he he.

But sometimes, I sleep when my partner goes to sleep.

It is usually at 1000 pm. This is a great nikmat. If you are a leader like Syayidina Omar al Khtab he went round his city to check his citizens. Were they happy? Had they eaten yet?
But since i am nobody, i can sleep. Alhamdulilah.

2)  sometimes, if you go to India..many beggars sleep on the pavements at any time of the day.

Even it is so hot, they can sleep.?
They can sleep regardless of the weather ,  economic conditions and theories. Who cares?
What they care is food, some work and then after eating they go to sleep. In sleeping, there comes the new young ones. I heard India got a billion population. Just like China. They slept a lot these people.

So nice lives they are leading.

3)  according to the Readers Digest, sleeping is a form of medicine.
It helps our bodies to recover.
Recovering from fatique and worry. Indian and chinese doctors are popular with traditional herbs and medicine. Their strength is in sleeping well.

What is your worry?

4) If you ask any Important Lady ..what types of worry that keep you up 24/7?

Their answers could go like this

4.1 worry about power, money and 2017,2018 PRU
4.2 worry about the future voters
4.3 worry about all sorts of problems surrounding them like corruption, high spending, lavish life styles
4.4 worry about unending beauty
4.5 and of course many more


5) Some people hardly sleep like the programmers and system analysts.
They are doing jobs based on certain targeted dates. Due dates.
If their projects failed, no money and/ or promotion for them.
If no money, no service to their 1001 type of loans.
See?


I am lucky.
i still can sleep.
if the discussion is too boring, i will sleep.
if i decide to sleep, i will sleep. God willing. Insya allah. He he he.

Any proofs doc?
last weekend, i slept all the way from Penang to Kubang kerian.

My ticket said RM41 is for the trip from Penang to Kota bharu. Nothing more, nothing less.
But i reached Kubang Kerian, instead. I WOKE up with the doa. Alhamdulilah ....nushurrr.
why?
I enjoyed the luxury of sleeping.

syukur alhamdulilah.
If the bus can go over the South China Sea ..may be i would ended up some where in Sabah. WOW!

6) To sleep well and to live well..u do what Allah wants from you. If HE said bribery is haram..then abide it as blindly as possible. Stay away from haram things. Haram things make you worry. Once God gives you uncountable worries, sleeping will be just  a history.

He he he. People take pills to sleep.
Very mad mad mad world.
Some old guys need pills to function.
the younger their partners, the more pills they telan. Suddenly their stomach crampo. Why? The herbs are not suitable for them. THEIR blood cannot take those herbs any more.

Top end beggars just sleep while top end I.G.Ps just cannot sleep.
Why? He has to take care of the country.
Once you used the word blind..then you can sleep well. Suddenly the world is so dark. In your sleep..it is so dark out there. Enjoy it as much as you can, my dear.
Alhamdulilah.


People who can sleep well, they lead a healthy life style.
their smiles ..show their state of wellness...People who can't sleep,  (* next writing ..wellness?*)
their face, hair, nose, walking, speaking tells a lot ...sleep has deprived them again and again.
Who gives you the luxury of sleeping? Yes..Allah up there.
Come to Islam.
The peace is there.
God says ..success is those who pray 5 times daily with Allah in their hearts. Nothing else. Allahuakbar. ALLah is the greatest.

If you can't sleep, there is no success.
Days are nights and nights are days. Something has gone wrong with you.
It shows God did not give you a simple success.
Let's start from a simple sleep. Great success. Surah al mukminun from the blessed Quraan tells us the secret of a successful lives.


Tq.
Wallahu aklam bis sawab

Salam

Today is Feb 22 2016.

Imagine you go and check your health status with a  hospital of well known reputation.

After spending the whole day there, you got a report ..

you are going to have 5 days left .. your heart is in very bad shape.  It can blow up anytime within this 5 days.  What would you feel?

2) So starting with today, you have about 4 - 5 more days to enjoy your life.

What are you going to do?

2.1  tell to your friends .. you are going off for good
2.2  tell your banks to restructure your bank loan
2.3  tell your beloved wife and children ..what the doctor told you just now.

So 4 - 5 days is called your remaining time left with everyone / friends and enemies.

3) if ..

you have missed your wife for many weeks and months because she in Australia and you are dying in Malaysia .. ..perhaps //this 4 - 5 days are the remaining days that you are going to sort out some important scores ..He..he..he..

Good luck young man!

if ..

you missed so many lectures with your students .. because you are the famous Head of Department who loves to do last minute meetings all these while..  uthm .universiti  tak habih habih meetings//  hari sabtu ahad pun ganti kuliah

this remaining time .. is the time left to cover up so many theories, laboratories, presentations, marking of assignments .. and many more things. You hate people talk bad about you.

imagine you have 500 students ..and you gave them 3 assignments .. with 3 questions each.

So your homework of marking the assignments are 500 * 3 * 3 = 4500 questions.

My God ..how are you going to mark those assignments?  God only give you 20 fingers all this while. Which one to hold the 'red' pen ..and which one to use 'the blue' pen / the green pen? ..  and many more pens in entering the marks.

In the meantime,

first your wife needs you..  she is shouting now and then. Are you coming for dinner yet?
second your only child .. he wanted you to come to his first football game with MRSM PC  First XI.
third, the banks are running after you ..for u had missed some payments already

fourth ,  you looked so poorly.  You need more food into your system.

So this remaining time ..you must eat a lot .. day and night ..

Bummmm ..bummmmm ..some body knocking your wooden door.

More meetings Prof.
More reports to make Doc.
VC wanted to see you Doc.  That boy Riyadh .. making a fuss about you lah.

Soon you have little more time and energy left to fight with the Australian lady (look up there).

You cannot move. You cannot even lift a little spoon.

You cannot even chase the small mosquito ..laying its eggs on your face.

See?  fully exhausted.

4) if we all know our time of death ..

we will die much faster, I think.

That is the beauty why Allah does not let you know that important expiry date on each one of us.

HE wanted us to enjoy every minute that we have ..and then ..  off you go.

Lucky indeed for those who go ..with their full body intact.
Luckier is the one .. whose face ..everybody knows ..the body is you and the
Luckiest .. is the one who dies where Allah is please with you. Hutang nil,  marah by others nil,  markah serah sudah FSKTM..all NIL.

People talk only many nice things about you that day.  RIP my dear?

See?

Al Fatihah to our ownselves now, shall we?

The morale of the story is ... don't wait. If you have good things to do,  please do it now.
Say you want to go dakwah IPB (India, Pakistan and Bangladesh) ...please go.  Four months you say?
If you want to see your old mum ..in Kelantan ..you better go.  Else ..it would be too late. She just got 2 more days left.
If you want to be nice to your only wife ..do it right away. Talk nice to her. Brush your teeth first. do .. you still got your teeth ..young man?

Enjoy your life ..but remember ..all these good things will be asked by the ALMIGHTY ALLAH

Wasallam

Salam

Masa berbaki adalah tersangat penting dalam banyak perkara.

Saya pernah mengalami beberapa episod bergelar ' masa berbaki'.

Pertama, hari pertukaran saya dari sekolah ke dunia politeknik.

Kedua hari,pertukaran saya dari politeknik KPTM ke dunia universiti.

Ketiga hari perhijrahan saya dari alam universiti ke dunia persaraan.

Keempat haribpenhijrahan dari alam persaraan ke dunia specialist dan sebagainya.

2)  Saya dapati ' .. masa yg berbaki ' sebelum perpindahan ..telah digunakan oleh pihak atasan untuk saya sempurnakan. Ini untuk kelangsungan institusi selepas seseorang pegawai berpindah. Lihat di sini

2.1  laporan serah tugas
2.2  laporan atau status projek
2.3  hutang koperasi
2.4 buku perpustakaan ..sila pulangkan
2.5  duit geran ..sila maklumkan status terkini, jurnal ???
2.6  dan mcm mcm lg

Pendek kata penatlah kita.

Selepas laporan dibuat, Ketua Jabatan, Pengetua,  Pengarah atau Dekan akan melihat ..status kebenaran laporan yg dibuat.

Jika bagus, alhamdulilah.
Jika tidak, buat lagi pemurniaan sehingga selesai..atau berpuas hati.
Kena buat elok elok agar gaji terkini pun berpindah dari tempat lama ke tempat baru.

Penat juga jantung si anu menyiapkan laporan terkini. Pernah melihat pegawai jadi gila kerana kehilangan buku rujukan termahal perpustakaan.

Sekarang soalan teragung dari saya kepada diri saya dahulu.

Bagaimana jika kita berpindah dari dunia fana ke dunia kubur dan seterusnya? Tak takut ke?

Kita pun kena bersedia, kot?
Salah satu wasiat ..pembahagian harta kepada anak anak.
kedua ..status hutang antara si ayah dgn pihak luar.
Betul tak?

Apakah persiapan tersebut?

3)  Perbezaan perpindahan dunia ialah ..pihak sekolah terlebih dahulu memaklumkan kpd guru guru senior kita bahawa tarikh pencen kalian sudah tiba. Harap bersedia tuan. Bnyk juga borang j.p.a untuk urusan pencen si pulan dan si pulan. Jika si pulan ada masalah mahkamah yg belum selesai, pencen tiba tiba tergantung. Menderita si guru yg baru pencen.

  Sedangkan ..
perpindahan dari dunia fana ini ke dunia kubur, tidak ada pun ..suraT peringatan.
Dia akan berlaku secara tiba tiba. CONTOH hari kemalangan, hari jantung tiba tiba berhenti secara mengejut, darah tinggi mencapai titik maksimum yg mana sistem tubuh badan tidak boleh mengendalikannya lagi, patukan ular berbisa di dalam kebun kegilaan kita, tercekik tulang ikan terabuk  dan ..mcm mcm lagi.

Sudahkah kita berbuat sesuatu?  Bersedia tak secara slow, medium atau laju?

orang berhutang ribu ribu RM, insya allah waris mungkin mampu menolongnya.
Hutang juta jutaan bagaimana yer?
hutang biLion RM bagaimana pak?
Hutang budi ..?

hutang segantang beras, sekati gula pada tahun 1980. BAGAIMANa bu?
Tq.

Jom kita renungkanlah dan berbuatlah sesuatu secara bermakna terutama penulis ini.

Wasallam

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Dalam dunia ini, tidak ada orang yg sempurna.

Sempurna itu virtual. Tahu tapi terlampau jauh.

2)  kutuk kutuk kerajaan melayu, tengok jugalah kebaikan kerajaan mu ini.

Depa bina MRSM, SMS, KIK, Kisas, ..Maahad
Dan banyak lagi sekolah.

Depa menghadiahkan kamu, anak kamu, menantu kamu biasiswa, dermasiswa, PTPTN
Dan macam macam lagi.

Dengan hadiah itu, kamu berpeluang belajar di London, Sheffield, Leeds, England.
Dari situ kamu menjawat jawatan pensyarah, professoree dan macam macam.

Jom ucapkanlah ..terima kasih tuan P.M.

Masa aku belajar P.M ialah Tun Razak. Sekarang arwah sudah. Masa di mandikan aku ada di Masjid Aldgate East, London.

Al fatihah.

Masa aku fly ke Birmingham, P.M ialah Tun Mahathir.

Tq Tun.

Masa aku fly ke Qatar, Doha .. P.M ialah DSNR.

Tq Datuk Seri.

Tengok. Baik sungguh mereka.
Maaf sgt sgt ..bnyk bicara buruk pasal kau.

Apa leh buat. Sakit hati. He he he,..

Tapi kita mana perfect kan?

The gist is ..we must look at their good things also.
Right?

3)  isteri kita good, better and best.
Hujung bulan ..most of us good.
Why? Ada duit gaji. Tq Prime Minister.

Isteri feeling better .. if bonus kita separuh kita hadiahkan kpdnya. No string attached.

Walaupun tak secantik bintang filem Bollywood, itu jerlah ..bahagian aku.
Tuhan we.

Syukur, if too lawa susah pulak kita.
Ke pasar susah, ke fakulti pun susah. Nanti jealous pulak my Dean kita.

He he he.

Isteri feeling at her best ..if besan dia ..orang orang ok jer.
Boleh gi mari.
Mangkuk pinggan kami, pinggan mangkuk dio.

We complement each other.

Right?

Dalam kehidupan, jangan menyombong diri.
Ada peluang, buatlah jasa bakti.
Orang melayu kita sayang.
Orang cina pun kita sayang jugak.
Why?  Guru guru ku ramai berbangsa cina.
Aku belajar aliran sains ...guru guru alumni U.M.

Semua dari keturunan cina.
Aku belajar calculus dgn Mr. CHEW ..Dia cina
Aku belajar physics ..dgn Mr. HO ... dia pun cina.
Aku belajar Biology .,dgn Ms. MA ..dia pun cina.

Banyak ilmu dari guru guru cina. Tq teachers.

I honour you the rest of my life.

My best friend ..chong seong. Dia cina juga tetapi ..friendship last for ever.

Dia kenal ibubapa ku.
Aku kenal ibubapanya juga.
Kita berkawan. Aku senang ..aku tolong kau.

Aku scholarship.
Dia tidak.
Tapi di Manchester, we peluk waktu berjumpa.
Geng tabligh Dewsbury, so hairan.
Nok wak guanor brother. My best friend all our lives together.

Ha..ha..ha.

Orang India pun aku respect.
Banyok English aku berguru dgn depa.

Mr. Mano aku belajar Form 6 STAR biology.
Mr. Hector John ..dio suka menampar.
Tok ingat tarikh Portugese mari Melaka..aku kena tampar.
Hasil tamparannya aku scored A1 History.

Miss Shella ..i learnt english from her.

Now ..in Penang ..sy suka cepati, roti canai dan tandooori.
All India mari.

He he he.

We are together. Pure Malaysians.

4)  Malaysia came when 3 big people decided ..lets get our independence.
Aca aca ... lets go London, shall we?

Now jangan bergaduhlah.
Mendiang Karpal Singh no more already.
Allahyarham TGNA pun sudah tiada. No penganti..
Soon we follow them too.

Semua kita ada good. Ada weaknesses.
Kita ambil yg jernih. Buanglah yg keruh.
Kita kena fikir anak, cucu, cicit kita.

Biar semua boleh hidup, cari makan dan ...
Jgn hancurkan bumi bertuah ini.

Sekian. Ampun maaf my top leaders.
But you jgn lupa. Org salah ..sure masuk lokap punya. IGP stop playing ur gadgets. You!

Wasallam.

Salam

Science suggested us to do few things to make ourselves happier

#  journal your good activities each day

Such as visiting your mum, aunties, uncles

Buying clothes your dad loves

Buying expensive shoes for your working daddy

Next ##  treat strangers to a nice drink or meals

In Malaysia, you can find many tourists.
Just walk to a stall, look around for strangers and tell them

All you eat is on me. Ok?

### drink coffee to make you destress

## say good things to your siblings

Examples.  Hi boys. Wake up. I send you today to thr local library, muzuem and/or stadium.
Dont worry. I pay the football tickets tonight.

Daddy i am sending you to London this time. Is it ok dad?
You want or not?

He he he.


I think thats all i want to share.
If you are happy. I am happy. The whole world will be much happier now.

Thank you.

Wasallam

Salam

Emak ajar,

If silap, mintak maaf.

If tak sengaja, cakap jer tak sengaja ambik

If rasa berdosa, mohon ampun dgn tuhan dan bertaubat tak mau ulangi lagi

Susah sangat ke?

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TUHAN bersedia mengampunkan kita

Jangan bersyirik jer pada tuhan.

Apa itu sirik pamanku?

Entahlah

Dulu menyembah bahala, syirik itu
Dulu menyembah bulan, matahari ..syirik itu

Dulu dulu

Cerita dulu ..dulu

Tapi dulu pun

Matahari yg sama
Bulan bintang yg sama
Angin kuat yg sama
Ribut taufan yg sama

Oleh itu tuhan yg samalah.

Jika sama tuhan, Allah dgn sifat pengampun

Boleh mengampunkan dosa kita sebanyak buih

Di lautan, di pesisir pantai

Semua boleh.

Mintaklah.
Mintak ampun ya Allah
Sorry bnyk bnyk

Jauh benar aku menyimpang

Ampunkan aku, isteri dan anak2 ku

Ampun sungguh2.

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Jika begini
Tidur mesti lena.
Makan minum lega
Orang kutuk?
Tak apa. Tak apa pak.
Jangan main bom sudahlah
Hancur berkecai pak?

Takut tak

Oh dulu ...main bom kan?

Now takut

Begitulah manusia.

Selagi bernyawa..hayat ada ..
Insaflah. Mau ke mana engkau?

Duit bilion
Duit trilion

Nak ke mana kau paman?


Bertaubat nasuha lah engkau. Insya allah

Selamat sekejap.

Kita jumpa di sana pak?

Sekian. Mintak ampun .jgn lupa.
Wasallam

Salam

Payah nak tidur jika kita menipu.

Ada orang kafir memberi nasihat ..

'.. orang pandai je, yang sanggup menipu.

Orang islam ni bertanya

' ..mengapa pulak yahudi?

Yahudi:

Orang menipu kena pandai buat cerita.
Maintain jalan cerita dari asal hingga ke hari kiamat..

Mu kata kan islam?

Islam:  betullah tu di.

bijok mu.

Yahudi: aku we nasihat sebab mu saing aku di dunia ni.

Islam: aku setuju dengan hujah mu itu.

tapi ..org besar aku tak komen apa apa pun pasal bab menipu ini.
Khutbah hari ni di Bayan Lepas ..cerita pasal dadah.

Yahudi: tu lah mu. Dadah ni old story dah. Out of date.
sekarang orang aku hairan ..kepala negara islam gi mekoh acak acak mu sanggup menipu dan menyusahkan ramai orang bangsa dan kaum mu.
Kasihan lah.

Booooom. Letupan bomb berbunyi.Kedua dua kawan ini hancur.
Cerita pun tamat.

sekian.

Salam

Ada orang tanya

Dr..ada tak Phd yang mudah, senang dan simple?

2)  saya tak marah.

Jika si pulan membaca penulisan terdahulu

Mungkin ..

Dia akan nampak

Phd ini payah, penat dan pening.
Phd = payoh habihhhh dik

3)  saya pun hampir hampir gila adik.

Bukan gila belajar tetapi

Buat phd ini di negara asal

Agak istimewa

Setiap kali aku pulang ke kelantan ada saja saudara aku meninggallah, semi tenatlah

Ini memerlukan aku melawat mereka. Why?
Sebab budaya melayu.

Jika tak ada berita kematian, kesakitan

Mari pulak berita anak jenal khawin minggu depanlah, anak udin lah

Ini pun memerlukan budget masa aku.

Jika semua ini boleh lepas ..

Mari isteri dan ibu asli ku pulak .. satu demi satu (one by one ) kerana aku anak sulong lelaki

Dengan ayat keramat

' ..tak kan kita tak pergi bang ...abng Usop dan Usip bnyk dah menolong kita".

Aduhai.

Benda benda inilah yg berpuaka.

Aku bila pulang ke kampung, niat hati ialah ..aku nak rest otak sekejaplah , rest minda dan tenangkan jiwa kerana .. sudah bnyk hari membaca buku all tebal, jurnal payah nak faham,  memikir, stress, tension, hypertension, sembelit, dan mcm mcm kerana anak aku ramai pompuan umur 17 - 27 tahun pada masa itu ..semua belajar sekolah berasrama penuh/ petihhhhh..

3) Meratip org mati mengambil 1 malam.  Jam 0730 maghrib, 0900 isha dan tengah malam baru habis ..  ratip itu..  berpeluh jugaklah .. badan jantan ini.  Berkocok dgn bantuan buah tasbeeh dari Arab Saudi dan Republic of China.  Jam 1100 baru sampai ke rumah.  Mengantuk dan letih.  Mcm mana nak study lagi?  Ges dah habih.


Meratip pulak bukan 1 mlm jer adik

Ada tempat 3 mlm lah, 7 mlm lah dan ada tu 100 mlm pun ada.  Bergantung kepada tahap kepercayaan masing masing.  Kita just follow jer.

They expect to see you dear.

Jemputan khawin .,if tak pergi ..mereka istihar perang. Dasyat.
Bukan tahap Uhud tetapi peperangan Iran, Iraq, Saudi punya level.

itu jer aku nak cakap.

Elok buat phd luar negaralah adik. Jika tak dapat England pergilah India ..ok..  Bangladesh pun ok..per!
if lulus syukur

if tak lulus pun ..tak apa.

no perang
no sakit hati
bengkak hati
dan the rest is history. Dream nice in London, Birmingham and Leeds plz.  I really enjoyed my time there.

Sekian. Adik.
if phd is senang, sudah tentu ramai anak anak menteri ada 'Dr' di hadapan nama mereka.
atau 'phd' di ekor nama mereka.

Syukur .. aku lulus ..  jugak walaupun ..kdg kdg ibu ku menangis ..sikit sikit jah .. what to do mak/  aku anak malaysia.

What say you?

Wasallam

Salam

Bahasa Melayu mempunyai banyak istilah berkaitan dengan 'otak manusia' ini.

Berikut adalah beberapa contoh:

1)  otak udang  -  merujuk kepada kebodohan seseorang.  Dalam keadaan marah, ada orang menggunakan istilah ini.  Satu bentuk penghinaan!

2)  otak geliga  -   kepandaian seseorang seperti Hang Nadim dengan ikan todak di Singapura.

contoh ayat:

Perdana Menteri kita mempunyai otak geliga.  Dalam diam-diam pun, dia boleh mendapat sumbangan berbilion bilion ringgit dari pesakit arab yang terkenal kaya.  Cerita orang berotak geliga ini sudah tersohor ke seluruh dunia.

3)  otak power -  tiba-tiba datangnya idea yang bernas

4)  otak tumpul  -  lemah untuk seseorang memikir satu satu perkara di luar skop bidangnya.

contoh ayat:

"kini kemasukan pekerja asing dengan jumlah yang ramai menunjukkan betapa tumpulnya otak pe##impin kita .."

Ini adalah kerana kedatangan pekerja ini akan menimbulkan suasana bahaya kepada masyarakat tempatan lagipun pekerja asing tidak memahami budaya kehidupan rakyat di sini yang terkenal dengan adab, budi dan bahasa.

Jika tidak dilihat secara menyeluruh, mungkin akan menimbulkan pergaduhan dan masalah sosial.

Begitulah sedikit sebanyak penulisan dari saya.

Sekian.

Wasallam

Rujukan:

A. Kadir Jasin (2016).  Menonton wayang dulu dan kini.

Dewan Masyarakat,  Febuari 2016.  Kuala Lumpur: DBP

Salam

Ada orang hendak belajar sampai ke tahap Phd.  Syabas!

Sebelum terlambat, jom tengok maknanya dulu

Phd. Doctor of Philosophy.

Tapi mengikut kawan kawan senior aku lah .. (dok gelak gelak dalam kedai kopi mamak UTHM Kampus Bandar 2012/13)

P ialah  pening, ponioing, payah, penat, penyakitttt

H pula  hilang nikmat hidup, huru hara, habis habisan, hulu hilir hendak hidup

D  dasyat, damage, dedikasi, death, dying, dirty, donkey


Macam macam depa kata ( kami ketawa sama sama)

Tetapi sabarlah adik.

Dia orang cakap begitu ..memang mereka donkey pun..
Jika belajar sorang sorang insya allah ok punya.

Tetapi senior-senior aku ini bawak ramai tenteranya..
Ini punca terjadinya pening, payah, penat tu.

Dia donkey kerana ..memikul bnyk benda kat atas belakangnya. Buku buku tebal Mat Salleh AMerika, Eropah, mat Cina dari Benua China  semua buku dipikulnya dari library ke rumah pakistan tuan rumahnya. (ha..ha..ha)

Silap besar dia bawak isteri, anak dan ibu mertua sekali.  Tu lah engkau
Dia ingat belajar ni mcm berkelah ke?

Bila anak semput, huru haralah di negara negara sejuk tu.

Sana payah jika anak jenis kurang sihat.
Sudahlah dia tak sihat, anak bini pulak ikut serta tak sihat.  Bill memanas bilik musim winter tersangatlah tingggi. Duit biasiswa perabih untuk bayar bil letrik memanaskan rumah dengan anak bini ini.

Maka terjadilah pening, payah dan penat.

Ke hulu hilir duk pikul tesis , komputer, spek mata, anak masuk kuar hospital. Why? Anak semput. Isteri semput. Mak mertua nak tengok argos, harrods ..aduhai ..huru hara bukan.  Tiba tiba kereta merz tua rusak dalam snow.  Aduhai.

Oleh itu pergilah sorang sorang.
Tak mati insya allah.

Mat bangla buat phd ..relax je Bangla nya.  Habis jugak Phd depa.
Mat afriko buat phd,.. relax lagi.  Habis Phd dapat bini mat salleh lah ..  itu puncak nikmat afrika.
Mat melayu jer...luxury  .semua nak bawak termasuk penumbuk sambal belacan dan batu giling. (ha..ha..ha..) Jangan lupa batu untuk bertungku, kak. Penat donkey sekali lagi.

Donkey kan?

(Laugh)

Itulah silap kerajaan time mewah mewaH dulu...

Sekian. Buat renungan kepada adik adik di sana dan juga mereka yg sedang dlm perancangan nak belajar ke sana.

Phd , program himpun duit.  Betul ke?

Wasallam
P/s. Jangan marah. Kerajaan kita dah kering duit sekarang. Kena fly alone lah wahai adik yg pandai.

Salam

If adik sibuk menulis research proposal pada peringkat Phd atau Sarjana

Cuba tengok

International Journal of Science Mathematics Education
Vol 14 No 1 feb 2016  issn 1571 0068

Tengok article dari negara Taiwan

"Development and application of a chinese version of the short attitudes toward maths inventory"

by:   S H Lin &  Y C Huang

Pg 193 - 213


Highly recommended for you adik.  Macam macam ada.  Yang penting .. penulisannya sebagai contoh ..bagaimana satu research gap diperolehi.  Research gap inilah yang menjadi igauan kalian, bukan?  Why you are doing this research.  Insya allah.

Tq.

Wasallam.

Ada kat SEAMEO RECSAM Penang library - Glugor (next to USM Induk).

Salam

Bila melayu sama melayu bergaduh ..

* banyak rahsia terbongkar
rahsia melayu 1, 2, 3,  ............................................., n  semuanya terbongkar

** kebocoran rahsia ini akan digunakan oleh kumpulan-kumpulan bukan melayu untuk maksud yg akan datang.

Semua ini sudah dijangkakan oleh Allahyarham Al Maulana Zakaria Shahanrapur India dalam bukunya " Muslim wajib menjalankan dakwah"  Terbitan sekitar tahun 1960'an.

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Hairannya perkara ini tidak disebut secara meluas oleh cerdik pandai dari kumpulan agama kita.  Mengapa yer?

Sekarang nasi sudah menjadi bubur.  Bubur pun tinggal air nasi yg meleleh seperti air paip sahaja ..

Tun Mahathir lawan DSNR

dulu

Tun Mahathir lawan ABI

dan umur Tun Mahathir sekitar 90 tahun. Tak lama lagi dah. Sepatutnya ada org pimpin dia naik masjid, surau , musolla ...jom Tun ..dengar ustaz beri tazkirah atau adik zaki (uia) beri 6 points dalam tabligh.

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Sebelum Malaysia hancur , tuhan masukkan PM dengan duit sumbangan dari pak arab yg sudah mati.
Cerita ini sedang dimanipulasikan oleh dunia barat (nasaro dan yahudi) untuk faedah mereka ke?

Soalan besar ialah ..  bila lagi kita mahu bantu kumpulan dakwah bersungguh sungguh untuk mempertahankan bumi malaysia yg penduduknya 70% muslim?  Kembalilah ke pangkal jalan.  Saya sekadar posman sahaja.  Sekurang-kurangnya saya berpesan kpd saya dan pembaca budiman bahawa

Kita sedang menaiki satu bahtera melayu sejak 1957 lagi.

Bahtera ini ada 2 tingkat sahaja.

Tingkat bawah dipenuhi dengan orang orang durjana dan mereka siang malam nak tenggelamkan bahtera ini dengan menebuk terus lantai bahtera untuk mendapatkan air.  Caranya secara terang dan licik

sedangkan Tingkat Atas sekali dipenuhi dengan orang orang yg dipanggil mukmin. mukminin, mukminah, muslim, muslimin, muslimah  dan sebagainya.

Orang orang ditingkat atas ..   tak mahu buat apa apa ke?  Kalau tidak kita , siapa lagi?
Bagaimana ...

Bilakah abang/ kakak/ adik  mahu jadikan dakwah tujuan hidup kita yang sebenarnya ?

Untuk mempercepatkan tenggelam bahtera melayu ..org org lain dibawa masuk untuk menambahkan muatan bahtera yg semakin ransp dan terus tenggelam. Gunakanlah saki baki kehidupan ini.. tolongggg agama mu iniiii

Sekian.  Renungkan sebanyak banyaknya.
Wallah hu aklam.

Tenggelam melayu ..  siapakah lagi yg akan menghantarkan menggantikan ..untuk menjaga kebajikan anak , cucu, cicit kita. Siapa? Allah nak tengok ... siapa antara kita nak mengambil peranan seperti burung kecil yg terbang ke puncak api yg besar ..semasa Nabi Ibrahim a.s.  sedang dibakar / dilontar ke dalam api. Pada mucung burung itu ada setitik air. Tapi niatnya Allah sudah kira. Ayuhhhh abang.

Salam

There are times we feel great and there are times we feel stupid.

When do you feel great?
He he he.
First, i came home with children made in Great Britain and second ..read on you ..

i like to play football in the english parks in Grantham and Leeds in the mid 70s.  One of the tricks i learnt was beating the defenders by letting pass the ball through the english legs and then i scored the goals again and again. Bragging happened after that. (Laugh).

When do one feel so stupid? He he he.

Ok ok ok. I let you know now. Pardon me.

I got few friends ..they  went abroad. Of course they went to study.
Great travels and of course many pictures. Oops Instantgram not there yet.
But they came back empty handed except few golf sticks, boxes of cutleries and old british cars.

but they said don't worry.
Time moves.

Suddenly they were promoted to be this and that in the ministry.
We went to see the organisation chart.

Yes ..they are so far ahead then the others who passed their masters and Phds both from the local universities and overseas.

Wush ...we talked about this for days, weeks and now.
what is the government trying to show? Yes. Great brains are meant to be slaves and ..
This where it begins. We cannot compete. How come we let leaders who failed to be at the top ... How to conquer halal food industries like this ? He he he.

In sum we felt so stupid. That is all, dear for today.

Period.

Wasallam

Salam.

After 1980s, our education system produced lack luster students.
Do you know why?

#  misplaced teachers. A maths teacher handling history while ..english graduates teaching maths.

## next, the government wanted everything out of us

January ...they wanted us becoming scientists, engineers and few Steve Jobs

April .. they wanted us to be the best sportmen in Asia. Many sports meet took place and this was translated into house practises and so on, the schools had turned into mini stadiums.

JULY .. they put so many values into our syllabus and curriculum..
History got trustworthiness
Geography got sincerity
Science got punctuality
Mathematics demands cleanliness

SEPT .. integrated curriculum..secular plus religion. Here HOTS, STEM came. Everybody was busy. My teachers hardly smile.

Oct .. headmasters speech looks like a religious talk. He talked about sincerity and dedication. Sometimes his talk was so long ...we missed our second period that day.

And come November .. the students got confused. Some questions touched on things we never heard one from our teachers. Few knew it from tuition centres and workshops by Sunny Lee.

He..he..he..a simple story. Many candidates could not answer so well.
We wanted our students to be everything. Tom mahu, Jerry pun mahu. Adushh
Sorry parents.
Tq.
Wasallam

Salam

We felt bad that day because

*  short changed.

We gave them 1 acre of land, they constructed 3 rows of double story houses.
One block has 13 houses each.
We got 3 houses only.  Short change ok?

** most graduates unemployed from 2013 to 2015 especially girls, ladies

out of the blue .. this government plans to bring planes after planes of Bangladesh workers with the name that sounds so melayu .. rafiq, sidek, rozak, ahmed, ...  destination  sabah and serawak. Verdict:  the government will win again and again with their hands at their back.
PRU 14

must be prawns behind the stones ..this one heh?

*  we wrote so well yet .. our SV declared they were so disjointed.

** we bought all the stuff , after eating .. all the family members were down with food poisoning

## the teacher has prepared his lesson well that day.  Yet the class came late and ill prepared.
the teacher asked: why late?

The students replied:  a researcher from Umno Universiti came to interview us.

See?

* we stop a taxi with all our hands up in the air (showing we need you taxi).  It did not stop

but few meters away .. a Eurosian lady ..  without any sign of hiring a taxi .. the taxi man stop , open its door and bang .. it left us melayu .  wHITE eyes ?  Why?  the driver not from here abang.

Ha..ha...ha..

Malaysia has changed a lot.

Next time I will write why the changes happeng

tq.

wasallam.

Salam

One is feeling good when he has 2 things.

First is health.

Second is some money. He he he.

2) sorry i dont list out so many things this time round.

You know why?

The answer is so simple. People got bored reading so many things. Just ask top officer. They only read the summary of so many events. That is why, their tables so neat and clean. They dont read much either.  Example ... he he he. The C.E.O. he is only interested to know one thing. Are we in business today?

I.G.P is another one. His concern is ..should we get him or not? Jail him? Are we sure we can win in prosecuting him?

Most of the readings are done by young and middle officers. Full stop. So what does these top guns do the rest of the day? Well i am NOT sure, really? I heard IGP just play his gadget only the rest of the day. ( laugh).

If you wanted to see who reads the most per day ..ask the Phd student in social sciences like economics in UKM or other arab countries.   Try?  many hours spent translating .. I heard that from my friends in UKM.  O ..don't forget this ..

Money brings people. Just see the next few months in Malaysia. So many Bangla coming here in drove.

When people come, you have friends.
You busy yourself in knowing their history, background and many more.  One day,
If they commit crime , you jail them.
If they are too sick, you hospitalized them.
If they put empty cups, you fill them up with coins.
So don't worry.
 Money brings money.  RM3000 per Bangla head!  ( processing fee).
You would have so many things to do.

Once you are tired, just sleep. Will you?

think that is it for now.  Al Fatihah.

Happy new day.
Happy you.

Salam

Just sharing ok?

No intention to hurt any one what more my brilliant students once upon a time.
Please.

3 D jobs.
Dirty, dangerous and difficult jobs.

Well what to say?

I send my girls to top schools in Malaysia.
I spent a million  ringgit to raise them up from powder milk, pins .. up to McIntosh, driving a car in her university b4 graduation.

The sxxpid  ministers wanted my girls to work as cleaners next to
Deep dangerous  terrains?

What ..the pay is only rm900 a month?

He he he ..better she go and bomb that man/ lady who knew what so evrr the mongolian lady.

RM900 is Rm30 per day. Rm1.50 an hour for graduate who had spent their lives learning trigo, Newtons Laws, hydrodynamic, internet programming, .., marketing, economics, english, HOTS, electronic, ergonomics
 And now ..out of nowhere .. this najib era ..they are
Carrying stones and bricks up to 50th floor under the scorching heat?
Common minister. Where your brain hah? Do you put somewhere  your lutut?

I think u have been reading too many kitabs about ..someone going to heaven 53 years non stop.

Wake up!

My girl and her friends ..all fair skin. Dahi all licin. Their noses like Bollywood stars except that the eyes a bit sepet , bottom ? He he he ..as good as the others ..what and now

u expect them to mingle with your imported 1.5 million sub indian workers day in and day out in the selangor palm oil plantations?

S€it on you!

those 4 malay professionals got killed near Banting, burnt like charcoals .. what did u ministers do to protect us ..malays? Where ur batu man

I think you had lost any desire (nafsu) on females more than 20 years right?. What a waste!


Wush underperform tool for all that long ..no wonder you dare to dish those stupid challenge.

i think u blind.
70 to 80 percent graduates are females now. Including my girl.

More than half of herbprofessors and lecturers + teachers are females.
u expect them to mix and work with the imported workers?

U must have a heart  harder than a rock near Uhud.

Imagine ur 23 year old beautiful girl got killed crushing from 50th floor after being blown away by the wind with rm30 in her small palms. U got no pity you?

RM1.50  per hour job including walking, sleeping, getting ready for the 3D jobs early hours  24 hours daily ..u wont dare to give  your own beloved daughters to the toke .. i suppose.

if u love your girls, so do we a simple rakyat that had voted to represent us in the parliament.

Speak wisely ..minister.
Get ur brain higher up towards ur eyes.

U wise. ALL the rakyat think better.
U stupid. But not us.


Get ready ..2018 then

You will know what rakyat will do to you Mr Minister. We wasted our votes on u.

No need tq.

Salam.

Bismillahi rahman nir rahim. Dengan nama Allah aku menulis ni.

' ..Payah mendapat ikhlas sedangkan ikhlaslah yang akan membawa kita ke syurga.

mengajar kena ada ikhlas.
belajar degree, masters atau Phd kena ikhlas ..
mendidik isteri dan anak kena ada ikhlas.
Buat dgn lemah lembut dan penuh kasih sayang.
sehari dua mungkin boleh.
ini sudah bertahun tahun ..kita kena didik mereka. Anak anak bini di rumah.

Ada tu ..isteri kena didik lakinya.
adab susila, adab resam org org melayu.
Bukan senang bersuami orang asing seperti orang arab, yemem, nigeria, bangladesh, indonesia, englantara, fransa, sepanyol dan macam macam. Berjumpa semasa belajar di universiti 20 tahun yg lalu. Oshh..cepat sungguh masa berlalu.

Seminggu dua mungkin boleh. Ini bertahun tahun tempohnya.
kena buat dgn ikhlas.

2) Islam itu ikhlas.
tanpa ikhlas sia sialah semua pengurbanan suami dan isteri itu.

3) Musim ramadhan, isteri bangun masak masak untuk bersahur.
Bukan senang tu?

Awal awal puasa mungkin mudah. Cari ikhlas.
ini tak ? 30 hari lamanya.
Memasak dgn ikhlas.
Buat amalan berpuasa dgn ikhlas.
Berhenti mengumpat dgn penuh keikhlasan.
berhenti tuduh menuduh. Bulan puasa?

Semua kena buat dgn ikhlas.
Ikhlas apa tu?

Buat semua benda alah itu pun kerana Allah Taala semata mata.

4) Ustaz ustazah untunglah. Mereka satu kepala. Senang cari nuktah keikhlasan itu.

Kami tidak uztaz. Isteri kami ..orang luar. Manila sana ustaz. Dia susah nak faham ..masak dengan ikhlas. Yang dia tahu ..jika peti sejuk ada makanan ..bolehlah dia memasak.
aku masak untukmu jer abah.

Mengapa sebut Allah pula?

Kami pun tidak ustazah. Suami kami afrika mari ustazah..
nak kejut sembahyang bukannya  senang. Dia tidur kerana penat.
Dia bangun tidur nak  bawa kami ke opis jer.
cari makan.

apa sal ikhlas pulak?
Dia bagus orgnya. Tak paksa apa apa pun ..dia urus kami untuk terus hidup selesa d kumpur ni jer.

Tak sebut tuhan pun dia faham dah tanggungjawabnya ..tolong bini.
mengapa buat untuk Allah pula?

5) Ada orang senang jer cerita ikhlas siang dan malam.
Kami khawin benua lain lain ni.. bukan senang cerita pasal ikhlas ni.

Silap silap gaya ..kami bergaduh sakan sepanjang malam.
KADANG2 dia tanya juga ..mana ikhlas dan mana tuhan mu itu?

Takut pada Allah. Apa tu?

Yg dia nampak ...org gi umrah ada juga yg hidup menipu. Curi tulang. Tak bayar gaji orang betul betul termasuk dirinya (suami aku lah).

Duit gaji kami dia guna pergi umrah, haji dan ziarah kubur2 pahlawan islam silam.
Apa ke benda tu? What is this man?

Oleh itu ..bagi org yg baru berjinak jinak dengan islam, ikhlas, kefahaman islam mereka semakin kabur.
Org islam baka ingat ..mereka gerenti syurga. Betul ke tu?

Org islam convert agak keliru. Semakin keliru amalan agama islam dalam kalangan melayu. Pakai tudung cantik dah. Mengapa pegang pegang tangan bf dan gf ke sana ke mari?
Mereka belum laki bini lagi. Boleh peluk peluk dlm tempat gelap juga ke? Pakai ketat ketat mcm filem star orang2 kafir jer.

Yang mana satu ikhlas?. YG MANA KERJA tipu belaka?

Org islam convert akan tuntut semua dgn islam melayu ini sejak dulu hingga kiamat.
apa depa buat? Tok nenenk kami mati dlm kekufuran.
Dia rasa akhlak tok nenek kafir mereka lebih bagus dgn melayu yg asyik pandai bercakap itu ini.  Janji mereka lebih tepat dari janji melayu islam baka. Mereka bnyk menggunakan thank you dan yes please dalam kehidupan mereka. Mereka kerja betul betul di kilang, opis . Tengok jer orang jepun bekerja. Tak payah doa itu ini ..mereka kerja penuh kejujuran. Tak perlu tazkirah. Mereka guna otak pun ..nampak semua alright.

 Stesyen iman orang orang melayu Malaysia tak betul.
Laki aku convert akan tuntut. Ini tak adil?
Isteri aku convert akan tuntut  juga.  Ini tak adil?
Melayu baka , arab baka tahu macam2 ..buat jer tidak.
Orang kami di rumah kata pura pura.  Hipokrit.  (betul ke aku eja ini?)

Amalan pura pura sia sia. Tak ada jaminan tuhanmu akan terima. Mungkin semua amalan ditolak oleh Tuhan mu ..Allah Ghani, Allah Hadi dan ..
Pura pura itu tak ikhlas bukan ustazah?
atau guano?

IKHLAS itu tersangatlah payah.
ikhlas itu iman.
Iman itu syurga '.

Renungkanlah wahai penulis ini juga. Cepatlah buat sesuatu sebelum amalan baik semua ditolak. Rugi. Kosong kosong ..tong drum yang kosong. Rugi seluruh kehidupan mu. Lakonan mu di dunia ...ditipu syaitan dan iblis.

Wasallam

Salam

Ramai orang suka sebut boring.
Entahlah ..

1)  mak ayah selalu bertanya itu ni pasal dia  ..dia kata boring
2) omak asyik buat nasi goreng ikan bilis jer. Boring!! Kecil hati omak tau? Susah payah dia buat, masukkan ke dalam bekas dgn daun pisang sebesar tapak tanganmu ..   mcm mcm dia ingat kat kamu
3) ayah tua dtg selalu melawat dia kat asrama pun ..di chop boring lah
4) orang azan 4 lima kali waktu maghrib ...boring gak
5) biasiswa masuk lewat .... boring jugak  dan
6) members nak pinjam moto ...hishh boring ler


Macam macam dia boring. Why?

If tak ada ayah mak ...baru tahu dia ..dunia ini ada yang tinggi rendah.
If tak digoreng nasi ..lapar kau nanti jijah.
Alah ...kelantan ...bnyk masjid. Sudah tentu banyak azan kedengaran. Tanda negeri ala ala islam lah tu. Sabarlah sikit.
Sekarang kerajaan melayu tak ada duit. Nak wat cam ner?
Hari tu boleh derma berbilion bilion dari Raja Saudia. Dipulangkan sudah.
Apa leh kita buat. Boyos.

Haik..dengan members jgn cepat boring. Mereka tu kawan kau ..lama lagi tau kau bersama sama mereka.
Mana tau ..ayah dia tu ketua pengarah j.p.a  kpdnya jugak kau tumpang sekaki kan?
Sabarlah berkawan ini.

Jaga wajah dan mulutmu itu.  Biar berseri.
Sabar. Public universiti memang ramai bangsa kita ajijah.
Tenangkanlah perasaan itu.

Pleaze.

Sekian.
Jgn cepat boring adik.

Wallahu aklam

Salam

Ada orang makan sikit pun , sihat dan gemuk.
Ada orang makan benda yg sama, tiba tiba jadi penyakit...
Batuk batuk keluar darah.

Ada orang khawin dan duduk dekat dekat siang dan malam, kuarters guru, tuhan tak bagi anak.
Ada orang khawin sekejap, jarang jarang jumpa pun kuarters tentera .dapat anak.

Ada orang tak blajar sgt pun, skor semua A.
Ada orang blajar sungguh sungguh, tuisyen dengan semua guru dlm bandar, tak ada A pun.

Penat jer omak bawak keta sana sini untuk kau.

ada orang jarang naik masjid, hidup mereka nampak tenang jer..sedangkan kita pantang ada ceramah ...semua tempat kita pergi. Kehidupan kita tenang jer yg tiada.

Kasihan.
inilah kerja tuhan.

Ada orang rata rata masuk hotel nak tidur ..berehat kadar sekejap.
result tak lih tidur pun.

Ada orang pakai  dressings simple. Warna hitam putih pun nampak cantik jelita. Kecantikannya ON siang dan malam. Org laki lain cukuplah geram ...laki tuanya pun apa kurangnya.
Sedangkan ada orang ...fly rata rata alam ..shopping sakan ..barang semua warna warni .. tapi bila dipakai hari teristemewa ..tak berseri pun? Aduhai mak weh.

ada orang serba serba tak ada, isteri mana ada ....yet ibu kandungnya always sayang.
ada orang semua beres, hanya tido jer yg tak beyehs.

apa silapnya ya tuhan ku?

ada orang semua exam skor. Isi borang scholarship mahu. Rezekinya jer yang tak ada. No englang for her MARA officer calling calling dia. Sedangkan ..
ada orang gred 3 jer spm. Anak ramai. Tetapi dgn tuah suami  suami bawak dia g englang.
Suami pecah otak study Phd. London L.S.E. walhal  Dia dok study kitab sales Argos, Harrods dan Marks Spenser hari hari jer. Perabih duit laki kata olang. Tapi tak apa. Oxford Street semua jalan.

inilah kerja tuhan.
He does whatever he wants. Rezeki di tangan tuhan. Tuah ayam nampak di kaki, tuah kak yeng siapalah tahu.

But jgn jealous. Semua nikmat tuhan akan query one by one. Sudu garfu semua dah ada. Why beli lagi? Nak sumbat mulut sapa lagi bu?
inilah kerja tuhan.

Allah Maha Kaya.
Dia hadiahkan dunia INI KEPADA siapa saja dia mahu.

Dlm kitab agama tasawuf, disebabkan dunia bernilai tak lebih dari satu kepak nyamuk ...nikmat dunia ...tuhan hadiahkan kpd siapa dia mahu.

jika dia berkira satu per satu, sudah tentu air kolam rasanya lain untuk mukmin dan kafir.

Tidak ..tidak .. tuhan bersifat adil. Semua dia bagi. Haiwan minum air kolam ..hidup.
manusia minum air kolam pun sama sama hidup.



Allahu akbar.