bahagia

Posted by sazali

Salam

Semua orang mahu bahagia.
Satu afrika bercakap tentang bahagia.
siang malam mahu bahagia.

Satu benua eropah, asia, amerika semua bilang itu juga.
tak henti henti mahu bahagia.

banyak cara ..nak dapat bahagia.

di Bangladesh, Myangmar
satu cara jom g Malaysia.

sana ramai bahagia.

tak caya?

2)  ilmu logik

ayah polis, anak anaknya dipanggil anak polis.
ayah askar, anak anaknya digelar anak askar.
ayah mak guru, anak anaknya secara otomatik
diberi label anak guru.

oleh itu
tanam azam
beri nama anak cucu
bahagia.

nur bahagia.
nurul bahagia
nik bahagia
wan bahagia
tg bahagia
syed bahagia

bila begitu
jika ayah bahagia, anak anak cucunya
secara tak langsung ..anak anak bahagia.

Di kampung
di dusun
di pasar
di sekolah
tiap tiap hari orang panggil kita
BAHAGIA (ada lagu tau?)

berkat masinnya mulut mereka
in sya Allah

anak anak kita  bahagia.

Ameen.

4)  mesti menteri keluarga bahagia
ketawa dan senyum kambing membaca blog ini.

apa nak dimalukan.

just do it.

Simple.

tak lama lagi
kerajaan nak tabalkan

seseorang:itu sebagai

Menteri Kebahagiaan.

mintak mintaklah dia bahagia,
wajahnya pun bahagia.  Awal bulan bahagia. Akhir bulan bahagia.

Sekian.
cuba?  Tak cuba mana nak tahu.
fakulti pun try cipta

Fakulti Bahagia
dari jauh jauh lagi
semua dekan ketawa
tanda bahagia

ibu bapa pun
turut geli hati
apa taknya?
wak dollah tanya

anak kau di mana tu..?
Fakulti Bahagia

yuk..


wasallam




islam

Posted by sazali

Salam

We can write many things about islam.
If you are rich, islam tells us about zakat and charities.
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If you are poor, islam warns us not to beg.
But there are too many beggars in this dunia.
Why?

The  reasons may be:
1.  They did not have enough education
2.  They wanted instant cash.  The fastest route is begging.

The above lines are about general beggars.  I saw this every where. Beggars from India and the same group begging on the streets in Malaysia.

How about rich people who rob the population?
Aren't  they worse than beggars?
It is good if Allah catch these beggars with
Some harsh punishments
Just like what He did centuries ago.
Graft.
Pure cheatings
these are worse than beggings.

3.  Islam has ulamaks. Scholars.  They teach islam but in this dunia
there are 2 groups of ulama.
good and bad ones.

The good talk and walk their talk. Usually they come out poorly because by practising taqwa and zuhud , they do not need all the great things from this dunia.

the bad ulama ..
with rural people
they stress on halal and haram.
maksiat and hell fire.

but bad ulama
when they are with the rich people
it seems all things just  nice  and ok.

what was wrong in the society
nothing came out from the mouths of the ulama.
only doa so that
we can go to heaven both you and me.

4.  Islam warns about sincerity.
all actions must be sincere.
i hope i am sincere.
i try my best to be sincere.
but there is no guarantee.  Just hope Allah accepts our good deeds and forgive the bad ones.  In between the fear of Allah and the mercy of Allah we beg Allah pardon us and admit us into the heaven.

he he he
islam talks about a very delicate line between 2 things.  First extreme,
a prostitute helping a dog in a hot desert and
she was sent to paradise

while the other extreme, there were 3 groups of good people who were all sent to hell.
Who were they?
scholars,
warriors
and of course generous rich man and woman.  They did all the deeds for show and other worldly benefits. I cannot blame them, can I?

see?
Allah created us.
So  HE is the one who is
the final judge

i.e.,

we go to the heaven or who the hell dwellers are.

we must take care of our daily solat.
solat the first thing will be asked in the court of Allah.  So watch out.  After solat make lots and lots of doa.
Dont be loss with gadgets.  Read al quraan too.

al fatihah
wasallam




tinggal bersama

Posted by sazali

Salam

Orang khawin, kita nak khawin.
Orang steady khawin, kita kurang steady  pun nak khawin jugak.

Dengan khawin
Iman terjaga
Mata boleh dikawal
Hati cool  but yoppp  yopp yopp
Duit bnyk mengalir.

Dulu nasi goreng , tea ice rm6  jer seorang
Sekarang dah khawin
Semua bil  rm12  sepasang.
Cool?

Dulu time bujang
Boleh tidok masjid india tepi tangga
Kos hotel  rm0
Sekarang dah khawin
Nak tidur sekejap pun
Rm150
Satu malam.
Pudu Raya Hotel.
Ok ke?

Dulu kos hidup rendah
Ada rm3000 sebulan ..dah bnyk steady dah.
Naik motosikal berdua jalan jalan cari makan.
Senang

Tetapi sekarang
RM5000 sebulan pun
Hidup kita susah sikit di ibu kota.
Barang barang mahal
Tidur malam pun
Lengan dia kat dahi hujung bulan
Pikir pikir
Perut bini pun makin membesar.  Buatan siapa ni  yopp?  Allah yg Maha Kuasa.
Can?
Can go?
Cannot go?
bawak ipar duduk bersama.  Ibu kota?

Sewa rumah rm1000 atau Rm1500 sebulan.
Lebih lebih duit support mak ayah,
Suppport adik kolej, univ
Kenduri khawin ...bnyk setiap bulan. Selepas solat jumaat ramai sungguh pengemis.
Adudh sakitnya.

Poneng kepala.

Mengikut statistik
200 kes perceraian setiap hari di Malaysia.
Ini bermakna 400 insan bermasalah.

Kapal mereka hancur dan semi tenggelam  slow slow
Mengapa?
Faktor duit.
Faktor tension.
Faktor stress
Faktor mak bapak, mertua
Faktor face book, watsappp
Ada orang kacau ..tebuk tepi kapal layar kita
Dasyat

Dulu isteri paling lawa
Dulu suami paling handsome
Sekarang baru tahu

Ada lg orang lawa
Ada lg  orang tampan, bergaya macam Ronaldinho. BABATELOTELI di opis sana.


Sabar adik
Jgn cepat terjun
Laut di sana besar sangat gelombangnya.
bawak bertenang.

Silap silap kau tenggelam.
relax 1
relax 2
relax 3

adjust sikit mana mana kurang
hidup rumah tangga begitulah
mana ada rukun aman damai sepanjang masa
Dari muda sampai kita berumur 70 tahun.
ada ada saja.  Kalau kita sihat, anak pulak demam.  Ssmua sihat, mak di kampung call call dia tak sihat.

simplify(permudahkan)  hidup
simplify makan
Simplify kereta
naik tren setiap masa.
malam malam doa sikit
malam malam solat hajat
oh tuhan tolong kami

hantar duit dari langit  oh  tuhan
tak banyak rm200 jer per day.  Cukup sangat dah.

ok tak?

tak bnyak ..
just  rm200 extra jah

ha..ha..ha..
mana ada kan?
sabar

guna otak
guna iman
tolong tuhan
jgn kasi kapal ku tenggelam

malu besarlah kami,
Bini Kelantan;  suami Afrika mari

thats why?
jumpa mak
jumpa ayoh
explain
simplify, expand, factorize
Integrate

can?

hidup sama sama ni ..bukan senang.
belum saya sentuh ketua kapal malas
dia asyik remote control jer.
kasihan minah
belum khawin 60 kg
sekarang 30 kg berat badannya
Dasyat.  Al fatihah.  Jom minah we flung gather gather  much better right?
ha.ha..ha

sekian.
wasallam