Preparing for a maths test

Posted by sazali

Salam

Good Afternoon

When the test is coming this evening , many of my students

are found to be doing their last minute:

i) revision
ii) discussion
iii) refering to the main text book(s)
iv) meeting their lecturer(s) and
v) trying to get as many tips as possible


But they forgot one simple thing
boy

(vi) where is my latest homework? has'nt it got marked yet?

If they do all that ..I am sure they will be doing very well soon.

Good Luck.

Wasallam.

We are all salesmen , aren't we?

Posted by sazali

Salam.

How is everybody out there?

My title is simple but .. it is not easy to explain why I call my self and you .. we r just salesmen.

As a muslim, we talk a lot about our religion, life style and many more. If we project our simple life , that is a product that we are trying to promote to the whole world. We pray 5 times daily , prohibit ourselves from many evils and sins (zina, bribery, back bitings and many more ) ..aren't that .. we can call it as a product for the rest of the world to share? we are selling something there. Did you notice that?

Prophet Nooh (peace be upon HIM) .. also tried hard to 'sell' the religion of Islam as required by the Al Mighty Allah. He invited his people , son and wife but alas .. they disobeyed .. and Allah drowned them as well with Noah's people and Allah promised them HELL fire. A u zubillah hi minas syaiton ..rojeem. But can you imagined how Noah felt by looking at his beloved son and wife going / sinking with the BIG FLOOD in front of his own naked eyes. Can you measure his sorrow?

Facebook ..is also a product. Many people regardless of age ..are hooked with it for the rest of the days. We stop talking to our parents and many guests in our house. Why ? because we think facebook is our new 'GOD' for us. We stop eating together with our parents. All things we post them to the whole world to see. WE wake up to FB, we sleep with FB. Sometime ..in the toilet while attending to our private business .we are also FB. We married the first, the second time .. everything was recorded in FB. By doing so ..we are selling something. Our life! right?

So to cut things short, if u do not sell something today ..sooner today u are going to buy someone's product. He has successfully sold u his product. So he sold you something and ..we are basically .. all of us are salesmen.

The only difference is that ..he is more successful than us .in selling things .. as a result he is getting richer ..and we are collecting thrash .. yes trash. Debts?

I think thats all for today.

Wallahuaklam.

May God looks us with mercy
Ameen.

good morning everybody

Posted by sazali

salam.
N good morning. He he

did you have a good sleep,, young man?

Alhamdulilah. Great isn't it?
We slept better if our wive and 2 kids were sleeping well too. They got no worries , u see?

The dad has a steady job. Teaching, i mean.
The mum is a big manager . Well she is big in many ways. Her arms are big. Her hips and thighs are big too. See? She is a big gurl, alright. Her job mainly centrals around the kitchen, bath room and their lounge. That's all. Food? No problem really. She is also a good cook. Well she can make capati, tandoori, shek kebab n many more. Actually she learns all these pakistan food from leeds and birmingham from the families of her husband's good friends.

Even though, she cooks well she can't eat well nowadays. Why? High cholesterol the doctor said. Pity her really.

He he he. What a small misery? But never mind sweet darling. I think she can go from size xxxl to m quickly if she lets her husband marries another one. But .. She said ' ..let her jump over my dead body , first'. He he. In short, she loves her size to be just xxxl. What to do?

Never mind. Don't get her wrong. She just loves her body n whatever comes in. We sort that out easily. He he. We fight sometimes but never we get ourselves out of hand. We practise 'don't worry, b happy'.

Try that my dear readers

. The world will look much better each day.
Try will you?
Wa llahuaklam.